@pizzahut my standards were already low but Jesus I waited almost two hours for my cold pizza and now you emailed me today that I can get a free pizza…that expired yesterday. Thank you for the laugh I needed it 😂
LADIES: Call of duty comes out tonight. No calling, no texting, no asking me to tap dance on the coochie. Im busy invading Syria with my buddies. Direct messages are closed until further notice and this is not up for discussion. Thank you.
🐐 Legend at multiple sports
🐐 Iconic walk-up song
🐐 Always the first pick in the backyard
Happy birthday to the "Secret Weapon" himself, Pablo Sanchez 🎈