Bendy Stackpipe

Unvaccinated, off grid, unplugged.
Defend the children, women,
the defenceless, animals,
our food and our sky's.

[Bendy Stackpipe @BendyStackpipe]

RIP Pancho
🙏❤️🕯️

[Dave Sharp @davesharp59]

I noticed that when I stopped being a recovering like-a-holic to speaking the truth everything changed overnight. Suddenly when being liked became less important than what needed to be said to the people who needed to hear, my life had purpose. Truth over fear.#childslivesmatter

[Bendy Stackpipe @BendyStackpipe]

Don't Panic!

[Bendy Stackpipe @BendyStackpipe]

@YoungBobRB @Bob_cart124 Always threats of violence because they can't debate

[Bendy Stackpipe @BendyStackpipe]

Go for launch 🚀

[Bendy Stackpipe @BendyStackpipe]

@Guramitsingh01 Someone needs to sort those captions. 😂
Homer Simpson shame on you.
🤣

[Truth Pixie @PixieTruth]

‼️BREAKING I am Currently watching lots of activity over Mildenhall airbase Suffolk. I looked on the airbase spotters page and apparently there is a bomb threat, they’ve been in lockdown since 5:30pm this afternoon, although strangely I am witnessing multiple orbs in the sky !!

[Bendy Stackpipe @BendyStackpipe]

T-1hr 🚀

[Bendy Stackpipe @BendyStackpipe]

Top tip for Christmas dinner

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

Anybody get stressed about Christmas Dinner ? Read this from a butcher,

I’ve pinched this, but it’s fab!!

😂Just in case anyone is stressing about Christmas Day..............! 😂
Here's my top tip
🎄Christmas Dinner....
I have concluded that the inevitable stress of Christmas dinner is created by adverts, supermarkets and TV chefs...
It's a Sunday dinner for goodness sake!!!
The only difference is that you are allowed to open a bottle of wine before you open the kitchen curtains. 🍷🍷🍷

🙄We do it quite happily 51 weeks of the year but can we the consumers be trusted to manage by ourselves on one day of the year...apparently not!
Here goes...💓

1. Turkey... It's a big fecking chicken that's all, 20 minutes per lb plus 20 minutes at 180 degrees - jobs a good un! Get yourselves a meat thermometer £3 off the Internet poke it in the offending bird if it says 75 degrees or over its cooked!👏🏼

2. Stuffing - regardless of what Jamie Oliver says you do NOT need 2lbs of shoulder of pork, onions breadcrumbs,pine nuts and a shit load of fresh herbs to make stuffing....( no fecking wonder he's bankrupt if thats what he spends to make stuffing!)😜
What you need is Paxo and a kettle!! If you wanna liven it up squeeze 3 sausages out of their skins and mix that in with your Paxo before cooking 😉.

3. Gravy - Jamie Oliver is copping for this one aswell....
Bisto Jamie.... All you need is Bisto!
I ( nor anyone else I know) has got time on Christmas Eve to piss about roasting chicken wings and vegetables, adding stock and flour,cooking it for another half hour, mashing it all up with a potato masher and then straining the whole sorry mess to make gravy 😠😠😠

4. Vegetables...🍆 Never mind faffing round shredding sprouts and frying them with bacon and chestnuts to make them more palatable... If you don't like them don't buy and cook the fecking things!! If your family only eats frozen peas then that's good enough!

5. Roast potatoes... Yes I par boil mine then roast them in goose fat but Aunt Bessie also does the same 😉.

6. Trimmings /Christmas pudding and the like.... Aldi or Lidl!
(oh and while we're on the subject of pudding- if birds custard is what your family likes on the wretched thing then that's fine - you do not need brandy butter /rum sauce etc or anything else that costs a fecking fortune and takes 2 hours to make!)

7. Family....
Children.. Feed the little blighters first separately, if they only want turkey with tomato sauce - fine leave em to it, it doesn't matter. Once they are fed bugger them off to play with their Christmas presents so that YOU can enjoy your dinner in Peace!

Adults... Anyone that can manage to get their sorry arse to your dinner table is also capable of helping to serve up/ sort the kids out/ clear the table /wash up /dry up etc.

And Finally.....
NO ONE.... And I mean no one APART FROM THE COOK IS ALLOWED TO GET PISSED AND FALL ASLEEP BEFORE THE WASHING UP IS DONE!!!
Rant over 😂
🎄Merry Christmas!🎄

Cheers 🍷🍷🍷 Getting you all in the mood.

[holly jolly @donnablagblag]

🚨 PARENTS & CARERS — PLEASE READ 🚨

Imagine your autistic child goes missing. You call the police, terrified.

Now imagine the officers searching don’t have the specialist training or tools to understand autism, sensory overload or communication differences.

We can—and must—do better.

Please sign & RT. 💙

https://t.co/o07L15wON7

We’re calling for mandatory accredited autism & learning disability training for police, including missing-person responses, plus communication cards & sensory bags in every police vehicle.

These simple tools could make a real difference when someone is frightened, overwhelmed or unable to communicate.

Please sign. Then RT. Every signature matters. 💙

#Autism #SEND #LearningDisability #PoliceTraining

[Andy ICEBERG Ⓜ️🎗 @iceberg4w]

Putting this out again
This needs to be seen

⚠️75% rise in sexual assaults & rapes in hospitals

6,500 to more than 12,000❗️

EVERYONE SHOULD BE SHOCKED
THESE ARE ONLY THE ONES THAT ARE REPORTED & PROPERLY RECORDED ❗️

Please repost

[Bendy Stackpipe @BendyStackpipe]

@FelixSchlang @Jordanguidry6 I'll be joining your stream later to watch.
Hype hype

[The Wee Glesga Poet @weeglesgapoet]

TICKETS ON SALE NOW

https://t.co/eapV0KoH0n

[Jay Anderson @TheProjectUnity]

🚨Ancient Technologies / Pre-Cataclysm Civilisation LIVESTREAM!

A livestream of all my Ancient Technologies documentaries. Cinematic research expeditions to the most incredible ancient structures in the world.

Our history is not what we're taught...
https://t.co/8ZsjYvXSHS

[Bendy Stackpipe @BendyStackpipe]

@TheProjectUnity Exactly

[Wanker Finder @IfindWankers]

Absolutely vile, evil, despicable wankers, stealing flowers from a grave.

Wankers like this have no place in a civilised Western society.

Deport all evil wankers!

[The Humber Patriot 🫡 @HumberPatriot]

Hull Patriot is becoming The Humber Patriot!

Eight months ago, I started this as a small grassroots political activist account and I never imagined it would evolve into what it is today

We're now approaching 5,000 followers, having overtaken an established, award winning independent local news publication in Hull

Not bad for one person with a tablet, no budget and an opinion many look down at

What began as activism has grown into more regional news, investigations, political accountability and supporting local businesses

But the one thing hasn't changed is that I don't just want to repeat headlines, I want to question them, offer different perspectives, get people thinking and start the conversation

Our reach now extends well beyond Hull, so it's time we evolved to reflected that growth

My support for Restore Britain remains unchanged, as does my commitment to holding all regional powers to account

Thank you to everyone who's helped us get to where we are today

Pease continue to like, comment, share and tell your friends so we can see where this journey takes us together in the next 8 months

We've outgrown the name, not our roots

Welcome to The Humber Patriot 🫡

Looking beyond the headlines and asking the questions others don't

#TheHumberPatriot #Hull #EastYorkshire #Humber #RestoreBritain #News

[Bendy Stackpipe @BendyStackpipe]

@RogueUnfiltered Happy Birthday 🎂🎈

[Bendy Stackpipe @BendyStackpipe]

@cockneygal1 Sending prayers 🙏🤞

[Correne - Telford Survivor💙🩷 @Telford_Escaper]

Where are the people I want to follow???

I am a survivor of Rape gangs in the UK, I share parts of my story...

If you hate ISLAM I want you to follow me, if you are a Patriot, love your own country, love Jesus, love Tommy Robinson, love President Trump, love conspiracy theories, then give me follow too.

I'll follow back when X allows me too... Thank you, please repost 🙏🏽

[Bendy Stackpipe @BendyStackpipe]

@Telford_Escaper 100 percent.