Ben Denness

Be I Oh

[Ben Denness @Bendyness]

Janey Godley RIP
Timing is everything

[Ben Denness @Bendyness]

@TheNewsAgents @lewis_goodall @maitlis @jonsopel See also:

The Wrong Milliband

[Ben Denness @Bendyness]

@carlafrancome Ref @IamHappyToast

[Ben Denness @Bendyness]

@curtis_james32 @tariqpanja So you’re saying I was right?

[Ben Denness @Bendyness]

@rhysjamesy Ha. You absolute weasel.

[Ben Denness @Bendyness]

Fucking hell, France

Touché

🗳️🇬🇧🇫🇷

[Jim Pickard 🐋 @PickardJE]

thought I’d share this golden clip while everyone is aimlessly waiting

[the Inner Ring @inrng]

As well as 35 stages it's also a story of longevity. When Cavendish won first Tour stage he beat Freire and Zabel whose *son* has recently retired from pro cycling. Sarkozy & Bush were Presidents. Katy Perry had first hit. iPhone was new and Samsung didn't make a smartphone etc

[Ben Denness @Bendyness]

Yes yes yes CAV! #TdF2024

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@bglendenning Ditto. I quit the day I signed my mortgage

[Ben Denness @Bendyness]

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @bglendenning @Philippe @JacobSteinberg @langdon What’s pushing Big Ange’s earpiece out of his skull?

[Liam Thorp @LiamThorpECHO]

Reminder that it would cost £1.3 bn to scrap the two-child poverty cap and instantly lift 250,000 kids out of poverty

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Nigel Farage is in Blackpool today. And after a long night, so is this.

[Ben Denness @Bendyness]

@doktored @lorekeeper_rpg Anything about simultaneous interpretation? Asking for a friend

[Ben Denness @Bendyness]

@Pale_Porcelain_ No. Fucking. Way. How are you?

You know Mike lives on my street? He blanks me daily, probably because I’m balding now and he has the hairline of Fabio

[Ben Denness @Bendyness]

I’ve got 3 pogo sticks

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

You will always be better at spending your own money than the government is.

[Ben Denness @Bendyness]

@UKLabour He did have a breakdown. He called the Samaritans that night contemplating suicide. It’s in his last stand up tour.

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@MarinaPurkiss Now it’s everywhere

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@lewis_goodall Adlershot?