Colossal Donut 🍩

Did you know you earn your kneecaps when you hit puberty

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Is Onlyfans going through a breakup?

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The person in the car next to me just saw me put the Taco Bell "sealed fresh" sticker on my forehead while saying "loser". Hows everyone else's mental health doing today?

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Skating + transition attempt = bruised rib?

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Pork chops*

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I ate two pork chips, mashed sweet potatoes, green beans, a brownie, a bag of popcorn, pees, and a grilled cheese in two hours. Ask me anything.

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Id marry a corndog

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Being with someone as they pass away really fucks with you doesn't it?

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@Skineticc 💙💙💙

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@AwkwardBling 💙u

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@AwkwardBling I know you do

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@AwkwardBling What about it?

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I think I just depressed bought my 13th jacket this season.

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@AwkwardBling Colossal_donut

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@Skineticc This is exactly what I did 3 days ago

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@theaingekid Dad fits are the best fits

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A customer just called me Burger Daddy and I am ~M O R T I F I E D~

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When winter starts so does my midwestern emo phase.

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Had to tell me about her dick appointment after we broke up

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Sure glad I stayed in a relationship with someone that flat out told me "I dont need you, I got guys lining up to date me" then proceed to call me sketchy for a couple of months.

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Tell me that none of my friends like me and that I shouldn't hang out with them anymore

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Would make out with randos at bars but say its okay cause they were girls.