Ben Etches

If your not 1st your last.....

[Ben Etches @Benetches]

@RussTaylorSky See you at Bramall lane next season Russ

[Curtis Woodhouse BEM @curtiswoodhous8]

I have 8 x £50 tickets and 4 x £100 tickets (ringside and sit down meal) to sell for @TheKingAdrian16 next fight over in Sheffield on April 6th.

It should be a good little show, the support counts for the big lad at this stage of his career.

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[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[Ben Etches @Benetches]

@Parky08 @TheFLZone Yes parky

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@whitty1867 @Davolaar Not quite sure who he reminds me of 😆

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@thesilkmen Good luck bounce slayer @markduffy7 🔴⚪️⚔️

[Ben Etches @Benetches]

@skegnesstownfc RIP NIDGE, supported all 3 of the skegness town teams every weekend. 🔴⚪️

[Ben Etches @Benetches]

@paddykenny17 Could of been worse paddy you could lost to Barnsley at the weekend 🤣🤣🤣

[Ben Etches @Benetches]

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Ford Mustang Mach-E, worth over £42k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st January. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/OXjYVjxeU4

[Sheffield United Fan Services @SUFCServices]

WIN a signed Sheffield United shirt!

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Competition closes on 20th January. ⚔️

[Sheffield United @SheffieldUnited]

A special moment.

Our anthem being belted out at Bramall Lane for the first time in 17 months. 👏

[Luton Town FC @LutonTown]

YOU BEAUTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

[Ben Etches @Benetches]

@MasonHazard @whitty1867 Cry me a river 🥲🥲

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@MasonHazard We’re all forest last night mate

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@GarethSouth

[Steven J Buzza @SteveBuzzaGolf]

When your playing partner makes a 10 but you agreed to share the 2’s... #themasters

[Ben Etches @Benetches]

Everybody kicking off at Southgate yesterday before we’d even kicked a ball. Now your all eating your words.
#garethknowswhathesdoing 🤣🤣

[Ben Etches @Benetches]

@parks1986 @steadman80 Replace Dier with JOC as he’s the best LCB in the premiership across a back three.

[Ben Etches @Benetches]

Poor Newcastle they’ve still got another 65 minutes of this yet.
#onewaytraffic

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@MaccaParker3 @benpearce82 Don’t know weather to laugh or cry

[Ben Etches @Benetches]

@SpecialKBrook Any idea when you’ll have some more of your sheff Utd ring
t-shirts in pal?