Benetti Bangers

Detroit Sports Fan - Parody account based off of Jason Benetti’s great announcing and personality. ANDY DIRKS IS ALSO VERY BASED ANDY SELL ME A HOUSE BRO!!!!

[Benetti Bangers @BenettiBangers]

WE’RE SO BACK

*Finnegan warming up*

Its so over

[Jordan Moore @iJordanMoore]

The Boston Red Sox hitting in the postseason

[Benetti Bangers @BenettiBangers]

@aidanny8 Ill tale the waterboard please good sir

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@sportsin_cle Game 1 Cancun ALDS against the Mariners, 3:00 PM Eastern

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@mario_impemba @YouTube MARIO GOAT FOLLOW BACK THE VOICE OF MY CHILDHOOD @mario_impemba 🐐

[ButlerIsKing @ButlerIsKing]

WE HERE FOR GAME 1

MARINERS FC I BETTER SEE NO RUNNING

[Benetti Bangers @BenettiBangers]

@SleeperTigers @Castellani2014 @therogcast @TigersData @DatabaseHit @bythewaybro @tigersMLreport @SleeperMLB @MotorCityBanter F**k

[MartinTalkCowboys @DAK_4_MVP]

Who TF did this????😭😭😭😭

[Benetti Bangers @BenettiBangers]

@AceMelton52 @sportsin_cle

[Evil Empire @octoberstanton]

I’m crying man none of the games were close 😭😭😭

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@BurdenBurner They be keeping the fam down bruh

[NFL Drop @TheNFLDrop]

REPORT: Mike Tomlin says he banned Antonio Brown from his Minecraft server after he used TNT to bomb a hospital.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Imagine if the Tigers brought back their 1927 logo

[Benetti Bangers @BenettiBangers]

DAAAAA YANKEEEEESS WIN

DAAAAA
YANKEEEEESSSS
WINNNNNN

[Benetti Bangers @BenettiBangers]

Since the Tigers are trash and are eliminated, I will be rooting for the Yankees this postseason.

[Benetti Bangers @BenettiBangers]

Walking all the way to Cancun

[𝕽𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖓'𝖘 𝕽𝖊𝖎𝖌𝖓 @RomansReign617]

Even Willson Contreras walks with aura

[Tigers Data @TigersData]

The Tigers opened 2026 as the clear AL Central favorites with a 45% chance to win the division.

The White Sox and Guardians are headed to the ALDS.

[Ian Francis @OSnappin]

To all braves fans this loss is on me
I will never chip you again @bryceharper3 🫩

[𝕽𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖓'𝖘 𝕽𝖊𝖎𝖌𝖓 @RomansReign617]

Both teams played Game 162 at the Trop on Sunday.

The Rays devil magic strikes again.

[Benetti Bangers @BenettiBangers]

@BuschMVP This is so unrealistic, no ones calling him that 1st one.

[Benetti Bangers @BenettiBangers]

@AceMelton52 Wow, our guy’s an allstar!

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@clarkisking1 @wrhiv_72

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YOOO @clarkisking1 I CANT BELIEVE THEY GOT YOU ON THE BROADCAST 😭🙏👏