BengaluruAuto (Parody)

Autorickshaw from Namma Bengaluru. Extremely phobic to traffic. Lane agnostic. Adventure Seeker. House Slytherin.

Identifies as 2-wheeler/Pedestrian.

[BengaluruAuto (Parody) @BengaluruAuto]

@idlebrainjeevi

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@u_got_it_dude @sitharamaraju_1

[BengaluruAuto (Parody) @BengaluruAuto]

@east_bengaluru @blrcitytraffic @Jointcptraffic Why not install traffic signal at this junction? The traffic jams at this junction are always avoidable.

[BengaluruAuto (Parody) @BengaluruAuto]

It's just that no driver will accept the ride. The only tour they can get is of the auto stand.

[Rakshith Gowda @rakshithgowda06]

To push tourism in Namma Bengaluru, auto drivers in the city have come together to introduce theme-based 'Tourist Auto' to offer local tour services independently.

@XpressBengaluru

https://t.co/6aytF2HNa1

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@gundigre What else can they do? All the much coveted positions of auto driver are occupied by kannadigas. They have to resort to the next preferable jobs of cab drivers.

[BengaluruAuto (Parody) @BengaluruAuto]

BALL - Bengaluru Auto Little's Law -- The ratio of the arrival rate of passengers into an auto stand and the departure rate of passengers in an auto is >> 1 (sometimes even infinity).

[BengaluruAuto (Parody) @BengaluruAuto]

@srinualavilli Ok Boss. The only congestion I approve of is the congestion at an auto stand.

[BengaluruAuto (Parody) @BengaluruAuto]

Bengaluru auto has reached ADAS Level 6, while you are waiting for your cab.

[BengaluruAuto (Parody) @BengaluruAuto]

@manasvisharmaaa @Uber_India You should take an auto. We charge Rs. 200 only -- for 2kms.

[BengaluruAuto (Parody) @BengaluruAuto]

The future of a bengaluru autorickshaw.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Vintage video of electric vehicle taxis from 1943 that use quick battery pack swapping

[BengaluruAuto (Parody) @BengaluruAuto]

@bhash Well, there's something that's trashier than a bengaluru auto.

[BengaluruAuto (Parody) @BengaluruAuto]

First law of the Bengaluru autorickshaw -- the time spent breaking the traffic laws on the road is directly proportional to the time spend idling next to the kerbside.

[BengaluruAuto (Parody) @BengaluruAuto]

Hi frenz, Looking to share my escapades with the lovely huduga/hudugi of Bengaluru.