raccacoonie

im trying to get sponsored by sprite

[raccacoonie @Bengweeen]

I just hope both candidates have fun ☺️

[raccacoonie @Bengweeen]

Bruh

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: The FED cut the interest rates by a half percentage point today— going to alleviate inflation for a lot of people.

Crowd: Boo!!!

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

Trump is cooked 😭😭 https://t.co/4EBjMBmXOl

[raccacoonie @Bengweeen]

When someone says “it’s giving ____” without finishing the sentence

[raccacoonie @Bengweeen]

@acnewsitics Reflections are hard, I know. Let’s go back to 6th grade science class, shall we?

[raccacoonie @Bengweeen]

@NewtyButt @maklelan Go to instagram, search by “place” for Detroit Metro Airport (DTW) and you can see hundreds of photos similar to this one. They’re everywhere. Along with videos.

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

America watching that Trump interview

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

I know some Dems are in knots over what to say right now, but I do think it's pretty straightforward:

We should oppose political violence in all its forms, whoever it comes from, whoever it targets.

We should oppose leaders who condone political violence.

We should oppose leaders who encourage political violence.

We should oppose leaders who amplify their supporters’ calls for political violence.

We should oppose leaders who say that our military and law enforcement should be able to shoot political protesters, or people who may have illegally crossed our border, or people who are merely suspected of breaking the law.

We should oppose leaders who’ve sent their armed supporters to scare our political representatives into throwing away our votes.

We should oppose leaders who’ve refused to stop political violence even when begged to do so by their own supporters.

We should oppose leaders who say that their supporters who've been convicted of committing political violence should be pardoned.

We should oppose these leaders because democracy can't survive if political violence becomes acceptable, and the only acceptable way to oppose these leaders is by persuading people to vote against them.

[raccacoonie @Bengweeen]

Trump: waaaah the media is so unfair to me
Also Trump: personally posts video showing an image of Joe Biden hog-tied in the back of a truck

[raccacoonie @Bengweeen]

I wish I could tell the algorithm I have purchased a couch already so they can stop with the ads now

[Roth Bully @RothBully]

what do your parents and I have in common?

we’re going to retire

stop being lazy and open a roth bitch

[raccacoonie @Bengweeen]

Tweeting for the first time in three months to remind everyone that Robocop absolutely kicks ass

[raccacoonie @Bengweeen]

mo’ tupperware mo’ problems

[raccacoonie @Bengweeen]

@JohnFetterman Media: Fetterman dresses poorly
@NateSilver538: I don’t give a shit.
Fetterman: Hey buddy you suck at your job

[raccacoonie @Bengweeen]

Fleetwood Foxes

[raccacoonie @Bengweeen]

@ChrisUnderoath 55 burgers 55 Fries 55 Tacos 55 Pies 55 Cokes 100 Tators Tots 100 Pizzas 100 Tenders 100 Meatballs 100 Coffees 55 Wings 55 Shakes 55 Pancakes 55 Pasta 55 Peppers and 155 Taters!!!!!

[raccacoonie @Bengweeen]

Ads on free apps when you click the wrong X and it opens their website

[raccacoonie @Bengweeen]

The correct past tense spelling of troubleshoot is troubleshat