Debbie Smith

🇬🇧Brittish bird causing chaos in Benidorm 💋
🏰Own a bar, lost the plot years ago!
🍹Sunshine, sarcasm & plenty of laughs
Welcome to my madness 🤣💕

[Debbie Smith @BenidormDebs]

@vicky202526 Molecular gastronomy, Vicky?! 🤯🤣 I’ve only just mastered putting bread in a toaster! If I start experimenting with liquid nitrogen, quantum particles and breakfast, there’s a very real possibility my kitchen will achieve escape velocity! 🍞🧪🚀😂

[Debbie Smith @BenidormDebs]

Nobody knows what they belong to, but apparently they’re all VERY IMPORTANT!!! 🔌🤣🤣🤣

[Debbie Smith @BenidormDebs]

@vicky202526 Technically, Vicky, the toaster is just converting electrical energy into heat. I’m simply investigating whether the resulting toast has achieved quantum entanglement with my last remaining brain cell. 🤔🍞🔬🤣

[Debbie Smith @BenidormDebs]

@vicky202526 But Vicky, if my toaster is connected to Elon through six degrees of separation, could the burnt side of my bread exist in a parallel universe? And if I turn the toaster upside down, have I reversed the space-time continuum or invented interdimensional breakfast? 🤔🍞🚀

[Debbie Smith @BenidormDebs]

@vicky202526 Thank goodness for that, Vicky! 🤣 Because my next question was whether six degrees of separation means my toaster is somehow related to Elon Musk, and if so, can he explain why it only burns one side of my bread? 🍞🚀🤯😂

[Debbie Smith @BenidormDebs]

@vicky202526 But Vicky, if life is a chocolate box and every cable connects to an unknown dimension, does that mean my old BlackBerry charger is the missing link between quantum physics, Willy Wonka and the national electricity grid? 🤔🍫🔌🤣

[Debbie Smith @BenidormDebs]

@CaptDrimmie WTF 😳

[Debbie Smith @BenidormDebs]

Good morning! ☕🤣💕 It’s Wednesday… my coffee is strong, my patience is weak and everyone’s on thin ice!!! 🙄🤣🤣

[Debbie Smith @BenidormDebs]

@HoneyballD62918 🤣🤣🤣

[Debbie Smith @BenidormDebs]

@BerisfordRon Ron, love, 20 women with 39 legs means someone's missing one, not growing an extra one! 🤣🤣 Who taught you maths, a pirate? 🏴‍☠️🤣🤣🤣

[Debbie Smith @BenidormDebs]

@BialkoAndrew68 🤣🤣🤣

[Debbie Smith @BenidormDebs]

@vicky202526 Minor correction, Vicky! 🤓🤣 Following extensive biological testing, I can confirm that Mr Smith is actually MISS Smith! 💃🤣 An unexpected discovery that may require us to rewrite the entire bird evolution theory. Please update your scientific records accordingly. 🐦🪱🔬🤣

[Debbie Smith @BenidormDebs]

@vicky202526 🤣🤣 Exactly, Vicky! But surely the real question is whether our feathered genius qualifies for unemployment benefits, or does being paid in worms make him technically self-employed? 🐦🪱🤓🤣🤣

[Debbie Smith @BenidormDebs]

@vicky202526 Precisely, Vicky! 🤓🤣 But if looking handsome takes priority over earning worms, are we witnessing evolution or the world’s first unemployed bird supermodel? 🐦🪱��🤣

[Debbie Smith @BenidormDebs]

Just a little something I’ve been working on this afternoon. 🤓🧠🤣
Should have it cracked by teatime, but thought I’d give you lot a chance first! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Debbie Smith @BenidormDebs]

@vicky202526 Vicky, at this point I don’t even know if I’m Tom, Jerry or the bloody cheese. 🧀🤣🤣 I only came here for a bit of 80s nostalgia! 😂🙄

[Debbie Smith @BenidormDebs]

THE 80s!!! 📼🍿🤣 When rewinding a video sounded like a bloody jumbo jet taking off!!! ✈️🤣🤣🤣❤️

[Debbie Smith @BenidormDebs]

@asmith6565 🤣🤣🤣

[Debbie Smith @BenidormDebs]

@vicky202526 Vicky, I'm still trying to work out the sub guns, now you've introduced an organic Tom. I'm going to need another coffee. 🤣☕🤣

[Debbie Smith @BenidormDebs]

@vicky202526 I’ve read this three times and I think I need to call Tom Cruise for clarification!!! 🤣🤣🤣✈️