Will D Stewart

Where there's a Will there's a way! /
Not Elon Musk /
Dungeons and Dragons Forever DM /
He/They

[Will D Stewart @Benights2016]

My only two moods are as follows:

Comedic self-hatred (funny)

Genuine self-hatred (funny to me, concerning to friends)

And no I will never clarify which I am in

[Will D Stewart @Benights2016]

@luke_fleming121 Hasn't posted in a while. Check out what they shared!

[Will D Stewart @Benights2016]

Fighter: Damn, I'm out of rations

Warlock: Don't worry, I'll share! Just give me a moment
*eyes roll back and chants in an eldritch tongue*

Fighter: Woah, what the hell are you doing?

Warlock: *magically summons a sandwich*
What? It's just my Pact lunch

#dnd5e #dnd

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@BeccaMFleming Maybe being on Twitter is the wrong place for you then

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If I was rich I would carry a minimum of 20 sets of Bluetooth earphones in my bag at all times so I can throw them at people watching videos on public transport on full volume

[Will D Stewart @Benights2016]

GoFundMe plan: give me $150 million dollars to write something better than the Minecraft Movie

[Will D Stewart @Benights2016]

Randomly announcing it's time to discuss the elephant in the room and looking around pointedly, just to see if anybody decides to admit to something I didn't know about

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Good morning!

Who dresses better? Alpha males or little dogs? Let's explore. 🧵

[Will D Stewart @Benights2016]

Lindy not only turns out to be a racist but she also proudly deadnames Ricky and boasts about how she dug deep into his buried past in order to reveal his "true" identity. Adds an extra layer to her sacrifice of him, and shows how racists often also combine as transphobes. #DrWho

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Meeting the @dimension20show cast was amazing, such lovely people who were so kind and happily joked around about about my home game, made my year 💜

The shock I put in my friends when I showed them my DMG and they thought I'd met @matthewmercer as well though... priceless.

[Will D Stewart @Benights2016]

Twitter

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@luke_fleming121 I break the crutches out and I've got double that thing's try again

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My toxic trait is thinking that if the bus driver just lets me off now I could probably just walk to the stop before he drives there come on we've been sitting at these lights for ages now and I have way more legs than the bus does

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Politicians demanding withdrawals of insults during debates etc will never not be funny to me, because for one, someone has dropped down to primary school level insults and the other is genuinely upset by that 😭😭

Real mature way to run a country guys good job

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@asmerchant34 Green really suits you 💚

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@luke_fleming121 I don't know who that is

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Just found out that not only is Australia not just a little bigger than the UK, but it is in fact nearly as large as America, which China is also about the same size as

This is why I didn't take Geography

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The #BarbieMovie has done more for the advertising of the #OppenheimerMovie than Oppenheimer's marketing department ever could have

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@asmerchant34 Don't listen to any of them they're being paid by the cream manufacturers to lie to you, it's bright red