Ben Scott

#BenRuns4ME #YNWA

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Wife and kids were away. I decided to hire two prostitutes. They ended up fighting with each other and the police were called. Everyone found out. I had to go to the magistrates and my name was printed in the local paper. Forty years later, I still shudder at my stupidity.

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@Andrew_Heaton Maybe listen to a bit of Owen McLove to cheer up

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@RobertMSterling Hanatizer in our house lol

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@Andrew_Heaton Awesome 👏👏👏

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@Choyaa13 Never mentioned once to me.

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@Lovandfear TBD

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@MarkB4houghton @LeeAndersonMP_ If you did she'd sound like a nice whiskey

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@LFC I was at the game, I reckon he played about 3 different positions, looked good in all of them

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The legend that is my mate Mike 👏👏👏

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@pjcboro @parkrunUK Everyone's different, so long as we're getting out and enjoying our running and the community that's the main thing. Keep er lit!

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@pjcboro @parkrunUK He came to ours a few months back to celebrate our 500th, was massively sound, talked to everyone, stayed for coffee, total gentleman, jogged round chatting etc. He was as happy for the people at the back, the walkers, the first timers, the pram pushers etc as they were for him

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@Shrink_at_Large The Happiness Trap has probably overtaken Reasons to Stay Alive. Shout out to Racing through the Dark by @millarmind too, the recovery from rock bottom stuff in there helped me when I read it

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@realeverywriter The very hungry caterpillar

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@selfhealerscirc was black out drunk. Stopped working though.

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@Tommy_cw87 @TaylorMod Don't care if they were snorting the Marmalade. It's a banger

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@TheKopWatch Hypia

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@TheCricketerMag Def top 5

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@RossWakely @RafaelNadal But could he launch a long throw for 8 man Oracle on a Sunday morning?

[BBC Breakfast @BBCBreakfast]

'If you want control of that you have to be at the meetings that decide ticket prices'

Singer songwriter Paul Heaton told #BBCBreakfast musicians need to be actively involved to stop fans being hit by expensive concert tickets and dynamic pricing

https://t.co/LgOne4mod2

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@Lovandfear My thoughts. The b@stards.