Oh My Giddy Aunt

[Pissed Pissedofferson @femmebot2000]

Lowkey everything will work out in the end

[faby jurídico modern family @fabyollaverass]

nenhuma mulher ou criança deveria alguma vez ter de passar por isto

[Oh My Giddy Aunt @BenjaminBroda]

@hellohimate Bbs you are white people

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Macron jogs openly in multiple cities. Starmer walks to his local Indian take away a few times a month, Mayor Khan uses the London Underground on a regular basis, Obama plays basketball at a local court in Washington DC every week, NATO chief Rutter cycles to work.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

oh he CLEARED him so bad i’m crying😭

[D🦇 @bluepantheress]

and gay boys love their lesbians

[shaun ^_−☆ @adobomochi]

she got her masters degree in Cuntology studies with a major in Motherlogical studies, a minor in Slaycology and graduated with flying colours from the university of Servington

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

hating male improv comedians makes me a yesandrist

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: All of Reform's 12 councils will raise council tax this year despite pledging not to in campaigns

Some of the planned rises include:

Worcestershire - 10%
Derbyshire - 4.99%
West Northamptonshire - 4.99%
Kent - 3.99%
Staffordshire - 3.99%

[@thetimes]

[Liberite 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @brownliberite]

I remember when Britain used to be so rich you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi

[Matt Grant @mattgrantsky]

I just want to be able to afford a house

[Tory Fibs @ToryFibs]

She walked into that one.

[cameron 🔥 @camruined]

Alan put your feet up and get the dildo out hen you’ve done well #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

BREAKING: Reform UK vow to bake in the North-South divide in perpetuity.

[jynx @jynxbby]

you ever broke up with a man and your whole family was relieved

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

This is brilliant.

[it’s will time @uwantmetoiwill]

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick “they’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you”

[Adam Schwarz @AdamJSchwarz]

1 in 3 doctors were born overseas.

1 in 2 builders were born overseas.

1 in 6 nurses were born overseas.

1 in 4 transport workers were born overseas.

1 in 7 UK business founders were born overseas.

1 in 5 university academics were born overseas.