B

Leave me alone, or something

[B @BenjaminCYoung]

Me: I feel like I’m in the best shape of my life

Doctor: You’re in the worst shape of your life

[B @BenjaminCYoung]

@TheRewatchables will you please change the name of the needle drop award to “ ‘Goodfellas Layla Piano Outro Murder Montage’ Award for best needle drop.” Kid Cudi Pursuit of Happiness is just not mainstream enough or as beloved

[B @BenjaminCYoung]

I know that you’re depressed and don’t believe in love anymore, but trust me, one day when you least expect it… BAM! You’ll be hit by a truck and die

[B @BenjaminCYoung]

Why do you have to be an IPA with cool artwork on the can? Why can’t you be a Miller Lite?

[B @BenjaminCYoung]

Some people think I’m autistic but that’s not true according to these graphs and charts I made

[B @BenjaminCYoung]

Did you know that when people say “you can take this job and shove it” they mean up your ass

Jobs can fit in your ass

[B @BenjaminCYoung]

Credence Clearwater Florida, the bay area’s premier Credence tribute band

[B @BenjaminCYoung]

Some of ya’lls membranes are insane and it shows

[B @BenjaminCYoung]

A cornerstone of podcasting is reminding the audience that “I would be using this product even if they weren’t a sponsor.”

[B @BenjaminCYoung]

@adamcarolla @AdamCarollaShow 9 years ago today!

[B @BenjaminCYoung]

Literally just realized that when Snoop says “it’s a doggy dog world,” it’s a pun on “dog eat dog.” Literally. Just.

[B @BenjaminCYoung]

$GME @TheRoaringKitty #DeepFuckingValue

[mod @wsbmod]

Congress: Can you please explain what..

*checks notes*

TigOldBitties69 meant by...

*checks notes again*

"never sell, diamond hands 💎👐 to the moon 🚀🚀🚀 the squeeze has not been squoze 🍋💧 until we all get our tendies"

DFV: He likes the stock.

[B @BenjaminCYoung]

Lady Gaga > Scott Baio

[B @BenjaminCYoung]

Marching band music is literally ALL HOOKS!

[B @BenjaminCYoung]

Damnit! I have a favorite coffee mug and it’s not the one I want to be my favorite coffee mug.

[B @BenjaminCYoung]

Really missing restaurant style French onion soup right about now, but what am I gonna do, stick a coffee mug in a toaster oven?

Uhhhhh...No

[B @BenjaminCYoung]

I kinda want a cat, but also 100% FUCK CATS!!!

[B @BenjaminCYoung]

I just want to watch a three and half hour super cut of @jontaffer explaining the upgrades he’s done to all the bars for the last 67 seasons of @BarRescue

[B @BenjaminCYoung]

I’m kinda missing the “try every flavor of Ben and Jerry’s” phase of quarantine

May reenter