Benjamin D. Herson

Benjamin: developer, writer, book monster, poet, Team Data, likes checklists, doesn't drive, and is never bored

[Benjamin D. Herson @BenjaminDHerson]

@MLBONFOX @YESNetwork His October's gonna be even colder. He's a great player, but the Yankees are a heavy team to carry for 6 months.

[Benjamin D. Herson @BenjaminDHerson]

Whoa. Look at the first two lines of Freedom! '90. Am I the last to realize that George Michael gave us the original #rickroll ?

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

My statement on President Trump’s COVID-19 diagnosis:

[Benjamin D. Herson @BenjaminDHerson]

@BrandyLJensen You know those shirts that say: "I'm with stupid" on them? Basically that.

[Techni-Calli @Iwillleavenow]

*to the tune of Destiny's Child's "Say My Name"*

SPELL MY NAME, SPELL MY NAME
IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE EMAIL
IT'S NOT A HIDDEN DETAIL
THE SPELLING DOESN'T CHANGE

[James Alan Gardner @jamesagard]

Facts:
1. A huge number of women want clothes with pockets.
2. Few stores sell women’s clothes that have pockets.

Conclusion:
Capitalism isn’t as shit-hot as it thinks it is.

[Benjamin D. Herson @BenjaminDHerson]

"I like people who weren't captured." And our President has clearly been captured--by the Russians. (He's so narcissistic, even his insults are really about himself.) #AmericaWasAlwaysGreat

[Benjamin D. Herson @BenjaminDHerson]

A Few Good Meltdowns #stevebannonamovie

[Benjamin D. Herson @BenjaminDHerson]

Resident Evil #stevebannonamovie

[Benjamin D. Herson @BenjaminDHerson]

I guess we can add "[H]e was captured. I like people who weren’t captured." to the list of narcissistic insults @realDonaldTrump has made. Even when he insults someone, he's still just talking about himself.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

GOP Leaders Move Goalposts On Opposing Trump To Him Being Filmed Masturbating On U.S. Flag In Arlington Cemetery https://t.co/TDDQOugP9a

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

To GOP officials who are speaking out about today's "Farce in Finland" - unless you start putting your votes and subpoena power behind your Twitter fingers, I suspect you will be viewed as complicit in the judgement of history (and maybe by the voters much sooner).

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

amazon prime day is probably just some sort of test run for when jeff bezos hunts us for sport

[Marco Rogers @polotek]

What about when I was trying to tell you that black lives matter and gamergate where precursors to a huge brewing problem years ago?

"Oh that was different".

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

It feels so empty ripping on @TedNugent since he blocked me like the frightened little beta he is:

[Benjamin D. Herson @BenjaminDHerson]

Moved farther from @Arbys recently. Only if they stop advertising with @IngrahamAngle, will I find myself motivated to return. #BoycottIngrahamAdverts

[Benjamin D. Herson @BenjaminDHerson]

@scalzi What great company! Does it strike anyone else as weird that they couldn't even be bothered to look up Heinlein's first name?