Benjamin Mahon

[Benjamin Mahon @BenjaminDMahon]

Are Freiberg sponsored by XVideos or have I fully lost my mind.

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Stranger Things might be the greatest Marlboro advert ever made

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Finally we know what happens when you refuse to throw a fight to one of the Paul brothers

[Benjamin Mahon @BenjaminDMahon]

Shearer fighting for his life trying to pronounce Szoboszlai's name

[Benjamin Mahon @BenjaminDMahon]

Trying to find an empty Amazon locker in the run up to Christmas should be an Olympic sport

[Benjamin Mahon @BenjaminDMahon]

Can't believe United fielded the most overweight back three in prem history and somehow won

[Benjamin Mahon @BenjaminDMahon]

Winning £7.60 on the Euromillions when the jackpot was £210m 💩💩💩💩

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Turns out it isn't always sunny in Southampton

[Benjamin Mahon @BenjaminDMahon]

OK I think I finally understand how Instagram works. You can update your story everyday, but can only post a photo on special occasions.

[Benjamin Mahon @BenjaminDMahon]

Ella Toone is the one

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First and only time in my life I wish I was in Croydon. Well in Palace

[Benjamin Mahon @BenjaminDMahon]

@vittorioangelon @EddieRooney1990

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The first UK supermarket that starts selling that Saratoga water is going to absolutely rake it in 💷💷💷

[Benjamin Mahon @BenjaminDMahon]

The Grand National is the easiest way to piss away £20 and have nothing to show for it

[Benjamin Mahon @BenjaminDMahon]

Hope Ant and Dec booked tomorrow off work

[Max Fosh @max_fosh]

Fun fact about Australia: they are huge Scary Spice fans

[Benjamin Mahon @BenjaminDMahon]

Can't believe Eastenders is only six years older than me

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait

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Frank Reynolds, controversial CEO of Wolf Cola, is reportedly interested in buying TikTok in order to prevent a potential US ban.