@RepPaulTonko good evening Sir. I've had 2 brain surgeries and now unexplained numerological issues for years. I would appreciate the opportunity to chat with you about Ft McClellan and The Ft McClellan Health Act.
Human beings are social animals. What brings us together is love and affection—anger drives us apart. Just as we employ physical hygiene to protect our health, we must use ‘emotional hygiene’ to tackle our destructive emotions and achieve peace of mind.
Back in the early 90's my dad was making mashed potatoes. We ran out of milk so he used a 1 to 1 ratio of Hidden Vally Ranch instead. It was as horrible as you can imagine. He now claims he inspired ranch flavored mashed potatoes. @jimmyfallon#marchdadness
Strange that schools can't take my kids to the farmers market without my written permission. However schools can talk to my kids and allow them to change thier names, and thier identity without my permission?
The major announcement was friggen trading cards. When you have an actual announcement we will be standing by, but for now we have resumed our normal activities. #MajorAnnouncement
@HistoryMuppet I love Emmet Otters Jug Band Christmas. I think it's one of the most underrated holiday movies and unknown Henson movies. Anyone else feel this way?