Benjamin Hedstrom

Georgetown University

[Benjamin Hedstrom @BenjaminHeds]

@QY2289 The audio quality of patriots unfiltered is a disgrace

[Boston @BostonMassUSA]

World Cup

[Taylor Twellman @TaylorTwellman]

Next time I see you I will shoulder barge your nose. Also where are these tweets when SGA does it EVERY time down the court????? What about when Mahomes does it????

The “90’s” bullying about soccer is outdated bud….flopping is an issue no doubt but be consistent with your pet peeves.

[Benjamin Hedstrom @BenjaminHeds]

@AlbertBreer Have you watched an NBA game recently?

[Benjamin Hedstrom @BenjaminHeds]

@the_transit_guy The gowanus canal

[Jacob Perry @RealJacobPerry]

Meghan, those excited European visitors are visiting the very liberal cities that you constantly trash.

Boston
NYC
LA...

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Found an imaginary problem, said only they could fix it, didn’t listen to experts, hired buddies who grifted millions, failed miserably, bragged how great it went.

The entire Trump presidency in a nutshell.

[Alex @dubsa98]

As someone who works with transgenic mouse models for cancer research, this is objectively one of the funniest things I’ve seen a real life politician post

[Benjamin Hedstrom @BenjaminHeds]

Does this guy think his fans can read?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The book has arrived!!! Preorder Cancel Me if You Can now to have it in a few weeks.

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

I think it’s fucking insane that no one making our laws sees any potential problems with a single citizen possessing more wealth than 176 of 195 countries

[Benjamin Hedstrom @BenjaminHeds]

@WallStRollup Verizon has the worst customer service on the planet.

[Ian McMillan, CMT @the_chart_life]

Listen, I’m a big “the index is the index” guy, but they are openly looting the coffers.

This is 100% fraud.

[NZ ☄️ @CodeByNZ]

First major defeat to Ai in job sector.

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

anyone running for 2028 better be paying attention…

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

These people are pure evil. Absolutely irredeemable scum.

[Tony G 🇮🇹 @TGTatum4_3]

This pissed me off how tf are you laughing after you rehabbed all year to get back just to lose in round 1

[Emerson Lotzia, Jr. @EmersonLotzia]

The last 24 hours in Boston.

[Benjamin Hedstrom @BenjaminHeds]

@bowtiedgerman Not a circle bozo

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

life in new england