Benny Buckets

Sandwich connoisseur. Never missed an extra-point. My mother once called me an “accomplished underachiever”. Tweets and opinions my own. #wolvesback

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“Barbecue may not be the road to world peace, but it’s a start.”

-Anthony Bourdain

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It’s hilarious how two dudes with the white gloves gingerly carry the Stanley Cup out like unforgivable things aren’t about to be done with that thing in the very near future.

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For the first time in my life I feel seen.

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

22 year old fitness influencers tell you that you need 8 hours of sleep, stretching followed by a good warm up, train scientifically, the sauna, a cold plunge and no microplastics

Most fathers are running on 5 hours of sleep, 400mg of caffeine, a quick warm up, crush a lift, meat & potatoes & disciple to get through the day

The world was built by men who showed up tired, not by men waiting for perfect conditions

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

22 year old fitness influencers tell you that you need 8 hours of sleep, stretching followed by a good warm up, train scientifically, the sauna, a cold plunge and no microplastics

Most fathers are running on 5 hours of sleep, 400mg of caffeine, a quick warm up, crush a lift, meat & potatoes & disciple to get through the day

The world was built by men who showed up tired, not by men waiting for perfect conditions

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If this is fiery Philip Rivers is offended somewhere.

[Fried Egg Golf @fried_egg_golf]

Scottie Scheffler goes in the water on 16 and some fiery dialogue with Ted Scott ensues.

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I agree, Tom. Travesty.

[Tom Crean @TomCrean]

Just an absolute JOKE @anthonyedwards didn’t get a waver to be eligible for @NBA honors this year. Anthony epitomizes WANTING to play. Doing what it takes to play. He doesn’t take “personal “ days. He shows up. He brings it. He missed some for injury. He didn’t miss 4 convenience

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Making dinner while my 87yr old grandfather pitches to my 5yr old son. Good stuff.

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Shai spends more time on the floor than Molly Maids.

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the Joe Biden “I did this” stickers came out at like $2.60/gallon.

[Lauren Witzke @LaurenWitzkeDE]

Real hardworking Americans are over the Fox News MAGA boomer excuses for why they're paying an arm and a leg at the pump.

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@SheaSerrano You play Luke Kornet

[Jon Krawczynski @JonKrawczynski]

Castle is starting to be a bit of a flopper. Too bad, because I love how tough he plays

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Slimy. Unethical.

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Castles kind of a petulant little bitch eh?

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The good news is the Wolves just played the worst four minutes of basketball I’ve ever seen and they’re only down 10.

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I could listen to @JCrossover call every game and you can’t call him biased dude played for errrrrybody

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Wemby 11 blocks in postseason history and three should have been goaltends also the most in postseason history.

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I still can’t believe Jaden said “we lost tonight but we’ll beat them in game six” and then had the game of his life in victory.

Build the statue.

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@TylerWalz14 @WorldWideWob He’s literally not.

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We should just give Chicago Jaylen Clark as a compensatory pick for the Ayo trade to make it more fair.

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@AltitudeSR @RadioMoser @VicLombardi @BrettKaneRadio @AltitudeTV Y’all are so soft lol

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David Adelman is a punk lol