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The triangle of death decides who wins the league

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

Manchester United 0-3 AFC Bournemouth:

[Dossena @DossenaLFC]

The Bermuda Triangle 😭

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

RYAN CHRISTIE 🔥🔥🔥

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

🔵 TEAM NEWS🍒

The first #afcb team of the new Premier League season 👊

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

The Premier League is back this week 😍

[Tom @tpalmer77]

One thing we can all agree on.

People like Antoine Semenyo are rare!

#afcb

[SM @CPFC_SM]

Congratulations to Djed Spence on being the worst player to ever play for England.

Congratulations to Noni Madueke on being the second worst player to ever play for England.

[Dominic King @DKingTelegraph]

Thomas Tuchel hollering at Djed Spence again. The irony being, of course, that he decided a full-back who spent a season fighting relegation at Spurs and arrived with a broken jaw was a better bet than Real Madrid’s right-back. That pick can’t have been based on football.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

our lawyers will be in touch

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

After four brilliant seasons on the south coast, we can confirm that @senesimarcos will depart #afcb at the end of the season.

We'll celebrate Marcos’ contribution to the club following the final home game of the season against Manchester City ❤️

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

Cost of sacking Liam Rosenior: £24m

Cost of buying Sheffield Wednesday: £20m

When sacking a manager costs more than a club in the Championship, it's probably time to start addressing those financial oblivion questions in football.

[Back Of The Net 🍒 @afcbpodcast]

Offside - ‘Can score with your shoulder’
No goal - ‘Can’t score with your shoulder’

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

Club statement: Andoni Iraola.

[Sussex Tottenham @SussexTottenham]

Booing your team off whilst being 9 points clear at the top

It’s so Arsenal isn’t it

What an awful, fake, phoney classless football club

Hilarious

[. @yidoo90]

Premier league brand is on its arse who wants to pay to watch this shit anymore. Everytime player goes down the whistle goes, takes 2 minutes to take a throw or a corner, ball goes in the net var takes 5 minutes to see if it counts. Football is broken

[🍒 Cherries FM 🍒 @Cherries_FM]

Nice of Everton to name their stadium after its owner.

#EVEBOU #EFC #AFCB

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

When you've dropped £266m on Anthony Elanga (£55m), Jacob Ramsey (£43m), Malick Thiaw (£35m), Nick Woltemade (£78m) & Yoane Wissa (£55m), please do not whine about financial rules ever again Newcastle.

Perhaps consider spending better than an imbecile playing football manager.

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

Bringing the carnival to Europe 🇧🇷

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🍒 Rayan has informed Vasco da Gama about his desire to accept Bournemouth proposal and move to Premier League.

Club to club talks continue around €35m fee for the Brazilian winger. #AFCB, on it.