Benjamin Royer

Hiked AT Southbound in 2010.
Paddled the Mississippi River in 2012. Forester and Appraiser in Columbia, SC.

[Benjamin Royer @BenjaminPRoyer]

Call me @netflix !

[Benjamin Royer @BenjaminPRoyer]

Let's remake 9 to 5 but make it about 2 millenials and 1 Gen Z kidnapping their boomer boss after he forces them back to the office after working from home during the pandemic. Dolly could even make a cameo and offer advice.

[Benjamin Royer @BenjaminPRoyer]

And the theme can be same from the original. Like over the course of the show the boomer boss has to grapple with the fact his work experience is outdated and that the company functions better without him.

[Benjamin Royer @BenjaminPRoyer]

@TaylorWilsonnn If they want us to stop saying ACAB, then all cops need to stop being bastards.

[Benjamin Royer @BenjaminPRoyer]

@TaylorWilsonnn Remember being 21 and drinking a case of beers and a fifth of whiskey and then waking up the next day with only a slight headache that was gone by noon? Good times.

[Benjamin Royer @BenjaminPRoyer]

@TaylorWilsonnn Tequila. I bought it by the handle all 2020.

[David Frum @davidfrum]

The coup is failing, and suddenly none of its authors can recognize their signature on the plan.

[David Frum @davidfrum]

Well that's it for 2020. I sincerely wish all who read these words a healthier and happier 2021 - a world at peace - and a United States that has justified the faith of its people and its friends in American decency and democracy.

[Benjamin Royer @BenjaminPRoyer]

Say it with me, "White male domestic terrorist." Or substitute for "American suicide bomber." Words matter. Don't white wash this intentional attack on Nashville.

[Benjamin Royer @BenjaminPRoyer]

@TaylorWilsonnn And 2020 has been my margarita year too.

[Benjamin Royer @BenjaminPRoyer]

@TaylorWilsonnn I got the coordinates. Let's go.

[Benjamin Royer @BenjaminPRoyer]

This is the best.

[gh0stn 🦍 @_gh0stn]

LMAOOO IM NEVER DELETING THIS APP

[Benjamin Royer @BenjaminPRoyer]

Go Joe!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Count every vote.

[Benjamin Royer @BenjaminPRoyer]

@TaylorWilsonnn He is an idiot.

[Benjamin Royer @BenjaminPRoyer]

I voted for @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris, @harrisonjaime, and @Adair4Congress. Let's bring this home. #BlueWave2020 #BidenHarris2020 #Election2020 #GoVoteSC

[David Frum @davidfrum]

The people on far right and far left who publicized the obviously bogus @nypost story were not dupes. They were accomplices. The story could not have been more obviously fake if it had been wearing dollar-store spectacles and attached plastic mustache.

[David Frum @davidfrum]

This is a great debate. It's fabulously psychologically revealing.

Everything voters need to know - it's all on view.

One man is a little faded from what he was.

The other is a monster.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Donald Trump is the worst president in American history.