Chizaram

Retweeting brilliance, nonsense and everything in between.

[Chizaram @BenjaminPrecio4]

“If everyone was perfect all the time, the story would be boring.”

[Introvert 🎲🥏 @hintrovertt]

“I will wash the remaining clothes after eating.”

You after eating :

[osama ✰ @realwolog]

waiting for her to have a summer body before i impregnate her

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Nigeria 🇳🇬 is an oil producing country that has never had electricity ⚡️.

~ Kemi Badenoch mocks Nigeria 🇳🇬

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

When I’m in the middle of performing brain surgery and ChatGPT tells me I’m out of image uploads

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Una Dey talk o 👀

[Asa @xAsamoahx]

I don’t know if he wanted me to write about someone else’s dog 😂

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

How does she even survive the trauma after release?

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

My generator stopped at 2 a.m. I thought it had run out of fuel. Turns out it had run out of being mine 💔😭😭

[STARBOY GUCCI🖤🦉🖤 @Guccistarboi]

Lived it. Loved it.

Farewell NYSC.

[w. @doublegee___]

always against the people who say that makeup is not an art.

[D Prasanth Nair @DPrasanthNair]

So true!

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

i hate to say it but them bags are useful as hell

[IVY @ivymuthe]

Why don't we have transparent water tanks so that we can monitor our water usage

[crocodile @crocodiletearr]

DELETE RIGHT NOW!

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Una fuck gan last year august oh. All of una just de born this month

[Assørted @chibuikej188]

Husband & wife went for divorce

Judge: You have 3 kids… how will you divide them?

They whisper for 5 minutes

Couple: Your honor… we’ll be back next year with 1 more 💀

Judge:

[Chief Njoku @NemeremNjoku]

I’m one of those who trolled you

Do I have G Wagon? No
Can I buy it if I want to? Yes
Will your G wagon vote for you? No
Are the people happy that you lost? Yes

[flex @lowkflex]

see the doubt in his jumps 😭

[﹆ @flowzki]

my first day in camp, a girl came she saw all of us & she said, “ i can’t do this” like 30 mins after she called home, they came with a car, with some guards, entered office, signed every single document & left camp same day while we were marching with soldiers under hot sun 😭

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Sometimes I be in my apartment like wow. Thank you God I’m able to buy food, pay my rent, keep the lights on and the water running. I just be so grateful. Idk