Benjamin Loshe

boilermaker class of 2022

[Benjamin Loshe @Benjamin_Loshe]

These days colleges hmu more than my friends do like I just might start texting Michelle from Purdue admissions maybe she's cool

[Benjamin Loshe @Benjamin_Loshe]

@ScootBarley https://t.co/MlQwyZabIW

Is the best

[Sean Morton @seany_mcbuckets]

The Legend of Purdue vs Tennessee

[Benjamin Loshe @Benjamin_Loshe]

@JUNGKOOKlSMS the times are hard but the space before your punctuation is cool

[Benjamin Loshe @Benjamin_Loshe]

#NewProfilePic

[Benjamin Loshe @Benjamin_Loshe]

@BleacherReport ur mom

[cobra. @cobrastats]

There's been lots of talk on Purdue twitter about basketball refs and Purdue's record ATS. Rather than cherry pick one ref, I scraped data from the last 5 Purdue basketball seasons. What I found raised my eyebrows a bit. Follow along (1/)

[Benjamin Loshe @Benjamin_Loshe]

If your school requires you to learn sig figs yet says that your 69.95 does not meet the 70 cutoff, you may be entitled to financial compensation

[Benjamin Loshe @Benjamin_Loshe]

Attention !! This tweet is a job posting:

My coworkers need a mural of our boss wearing leather *assless* chaps and throwing a copper spear at a steam punk dragon breathing green fire

The pay will be $0 but this will make for a real ASSet on any portfolio

dm me if interested !

[Benjamin Loshe @Benjamin_Loshe]

After getting my grade on my chem final, I've realized that while I have not learned much chemistry, college has taught me humility

[Benjamin Loshe @Benjamin_Loshe]

*Dad getting back in the car after a bathroom break on a family road trip*

His brain:
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Him:
🎶"On the rooooooad again"🎶

[Benjamin Loshe @Benjamin_Loshe]

Today I told someone that I was from Fort Wayne and they asked me what it was like to grow up on a military base

[Benjamin Loshe @Benjamin_Loshe]

The only thing that makes me homesick is receiving texts that my high school has a 2 hour delay

[Benjamin Loshe @Benjamin_Loshe]

I'm at a weird point where college still seems super new but I can barely even remember what being in high school was like

[Benjamin Loshe @Benjamin_Loshe]

Staying at college over Labor Day weekend is like when all the wizards with families go home for Christmas break and Harry is basically by himself at Hogwarts

[Benjamin Loshe @Benjamin_Loshe]

Real men slide in groupme dms

[Benjamin Loshe @Benjamin_Loshe]

Summer 2018 has taught me that vacations are just expensive photo ops to girls

[Benjamin Loshe @Benjamin_Loshe]

If anyone was curious "eh" is the Canadian "ope", hockey is Canadian basketball, and Tim hortons is basically Starbucks, McDonald's, Dunkin' and church all rolled into one

[Benjamin Loshe @Benjamin_Loshe]

Yea the weather sucks but the most inconsistent thing in the Midwest is the top thrill dragster 100%

[Benjamin Loshe @Benjamin_Loshe]

I would just like to apologize to everyone who I will forget to give a grad invite to, to everyone whose grad invite I will lose, and to everyone whose invite I have already lost. I swear I like you as a person my life's just a mess