Man goes to the doctor, “Doc, I’m depressed. I keep banging women in their early 20s and I can’t stop.” Doc says, “the Foo Fighters are in town. Go to their concert and take your mind off of all the hot 20 somethings you keep banging.” The man says, “but Doc, I am Foo Fighters.”
🚨🇫🇷 NEW: The location of the French aircraft carrier, FS Charles de Gaulle, has been given away by a sailor using Strava whilst jogging on the ship deck
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Breaking: Newly released documents reveal the US administration laid off the Delphic Oracle last year who had predicted that a mighty empire would fall if Persia was invaded.