Benji

Experienced Overthinker. Funnier in person. Play guitar in bands.

[Benji @BenjiYapp]

I'm such a dirty horrible minging slag for generic ass pop punk.

[Frank Place 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BotFinderUK]

A girl steals baby formula from a shop and goes to jail.
Michelle Mone steals £200m and nothing happens.
THAT'S two tier justice...

[taoki @justalexoki]

imagine getting autism and you get the fucking useless kind

[Bushra Shaikh @Bushra1Shaikh]

This is what this scumbag said when Sarah Everard was kidnapped, raped and murdered by a WHITE police officer.

Today, for the killing of Henry Novak by a Brown Sikh man, he calls the British public to "rage".

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[Benji @BenjiYapp]

Having so many staples in the premier league leave this summer feels like 5-6 main characters leave your favourite tv show in one go.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes breaks Kevin De Bruyne and Thierry Henry’s record for most assists in a single Premier League season.

21 assists delivered this season. 👑🇵🇹

History. 🎞️

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

No video is beating this one 😭😭😂

[Niom @kivraw]

Sorry but you can't chat about things like digital ID when dressed as if you're living in the 16th century

[𝐅𝐚𝐧 𝟏𝟎 @Cunha__utd]

Still lives rent free in my head

[🪐 (logna) 🪐 @lognacio]

just found out darth maul was 22 years old in the phantom menace wtf man he shouldve been at the clubbb 😔😔

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

And just like that… everybody stopped talking about the Epstein Files.

[Leevs x 🌙🪐 @HelloItsLevi]

A true sign of decline in this country was when tesco stopped selling the busty boobs birthday cake x

[Aron Fromm @aronfromm]

A little short I made about Norm.

[Narwitz @SophiaNarwitz]

Wrap it up. It’s over. No other tweet this year will top this one.

[Benji @BenjiYapp]

@cfcmorson every single song off Amercian Football LP 2

[Stevie Martin @5tevieM]

A person: there’s no tv sketch comedy anymore
Same person: this new tv sketch comedy show that hasnt aired yet is shit. I will also give it one episode max before I decide it’s irredeemable and slag it off online, leaving no room for improvement/ development of any future shows

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

The alcohol industry is at it’s most desperate

[Man United - The Premiership Years @MUFCPremYrs]

Here's some niche stuff.

It's a bunch of United players' predictions ahead of the 1997-98 Premiership season.

I don't think David May was taking it seriously...

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

Reminder there was no mud on the road 💀

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Type of question Theo Von asks war criminals