Benji Meeks

That's the thing about bop: you can bop others, be bopped yourself, or just go out on the town for a night of boppin with the bois.

[Benji Meeks @Benjithebopper]

I keep fucking deleting my pinned tweet . . .

[Benji Meeks @Benjithebopper]

Watching Die Hard now makes me sad… cause it’s another movie where the Germans lose

[Benji Meeks @Benjithebopper]

My buddy Taylor said, “there’s gotta be a term for jacking off when you’re angry.” I was like, there is, it’s called rage baiting.

[Benji Meeks @Benjithebopper]

Jesus comes back y’all gonna have A LOT of ESPLAINING TO DO

[Benji Meeks @Benjithebopper]

Oh no I got fired right before GTA 6 comes out, oh nooooo

[Benji Meeks @Benjithebopper]

I heard Texas turned blue, I said, “aw, don’t be sad Texas”

[Benji Meeks @Benjithebopper]

Fartin in these pokemon lines so people leave and I get a better spot

[Benji Meeks @Benjithebopper]

Some mormons once asked me if I would be interested in learning about Joseph Smith and I hit em with “actually I’m more of a King James kinda guy” and they looked like they wanted to blow their shit smoove off

[Dani🇵🇸 @Danidoesmagic]

I can't imagine a worse fate than being born to a Mormon family

[Benji Meeks @Benjithebopper]

@lafleurmtl You got this 💪🏻🙏🏻

[G a b r i e l - I g l e s i a s @fluffyguy]

RT or tweet “I need this #SemaFluffy signed collectible in my life” for your chance to WIN 😁

[G a b r i e l - I g l e s i a s @fluffyguy]

RT or tweet “I need this #SemaFluffy signed collectible in my life” for your chance to WIN 😁 I will be giving away 10.

[Benji Meeks @Benjithebopper]

My cat does NOT like taking her medicine. She kept a pill in her mouth for like 10 minutes one time before I noticed, like a damn psych ward patient “I TOOK MY PILLS WHAT DO YOU MEAN. WHY WOULD I DECEIVE YOU. I HAVE NO REASON TO DECEIVE YOU.”

[Benji Meeks @Benjithebopper]

My sister lives in Texas and her first words after the state turned blue were, “I can’t wait to smoke crack and get an abortion”

So proud of her 🥹

[Benji Meeks @Benjithebopper]

@wbutterspgh Never tell someone you’re about to sue them.

[Benji Meeks @Benjithebopper]

This is terrible tf is wrong with y’all…

[FIFTY @fifty_vp]

One of the most iconic endings to a horror movie.🔥🎬

[Benji Meeks @Benjithebopper]

@Inspirenaire These people never played survival based video games. You’re over encumbered, have a ton of loot, and I’m gonna take some of it. 🤣

[Benji Meeks @Benjithebopper]

@BitmundFreud These people never played survival based video games. You’re over encumbered, have a ton of loot, and I’m gonna take some of it. 🤣

[Benji Meeks @Benjithebopper]

These people never played survival based video games. You’re over encumbered, have a ton of loot, and I’m gonna take some of it. 🤣

[Bitmund Freud @BitmundFreud]

This is who you're competing against

[Benji Meeks @Benjithebopper]

I don’t delete posts because they’re unhinged, I delete them cause I made a typo 😔

[Benji Meeks @Benjithebopper]

Fuck Subaru I’m getting a hellcat

[Benji Meeks @Benjithebopper]

He asked, “what do you do?”

Stand up comedy. That’s what I do.