ben parrish

Professional Cake Topper. I just want to be on Big Brother. M.S., CCC-SLP

[Meg Stalter @megstalter]

Corporations this month:

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kygo previews new song with Ava Max that samples Shakira’s “Whenever, Wherever.”

[ben parrish @Benjo127]

PSA: Spotify now has the Sister Act soundtrack in case anyone needs a good jam session on the way home from work today

[ben parrish @Benjo127]

@scallliewagg The way these books had a chokehold on me as a teenager

[ben parrish @Benjo127]

I want to meet someone organically I say as I open tinder, hinge, bumble and Facebook dating to swipe and judge

[ben parrish @Benjo127]

Happy Halloween from me, a tall drink of water, Zack Morris, a Taco Bell cup, an ocean, a gas station cup, a Q-Tip (slightly offended by this one), and “a polyester nightmare.”

[ben parrish @Benjo127]

never thought it would happen but the Lord works in mysterious ways. I’m now a fanny pack gay.

[ben parrish @Benjo127]

I don’t understand gay culture asking if people have Snapchat. Like, ask if he has a 401K. You’re more likely to get a free dinner AND some dessert if he does. Think smarter not harder

[ben parrish @Benjo127]

#NewProfilePic

[Taylor Kennedy @marioboy261]

Here's a never before seen outtake from Bear in the Big Blue House.

[ben parrish @Benjo127]

@ryan_windu Wait it was chapel? I heard it was a pep rally? Unless they’re calling Chapel a Jesus pep rally now… which, wouldn’t surprise me one bit

[ben parrish @Benjo127]

People at work low key slut shamed me for meeting up with a boy, but little do they know I’m just a slut in theory and we only played Mario kart so joke’s on them

[ben parrish @Benjo127]

I popped a blood vessel in my eye trying to take a thirst trap yesterday cause I was flexing too hard so if anyone needs me I’m mentally preparing myself for my first hip replacement cause my body is apparently on the fritz

[ben parrish @Benjo127]

Always in the sun, but no one’s son is ever… well, you get it.

[ben parrish @Benjo127]

People be like, “if you know more than 7 of these songs, you’re gay now” and then pick 7 songs from the top ten charts in 2012
like, who tf doesn’t know Domino by Jessie J

[ben parrish @Benjo127]

Just a Conway boy looking for another Conway boy to watch Big Brother with

[ben parrish @Benjo127]

@BandsyFastow @shanamstruble Damn it Greg fine I’ll do it tonight when I get a little drunk

[ben parrish @Benjo127]

My mother said I needed this picture for my apartment because it’s “Gay Chic” so from now on, I will be solely decorating in Victorian/floral decorations to get with the gay agenda. Please support me in my endeavors