Bennett Blake

Recovering Hillbilly

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@jdharm Good call JD just wish I would have seen this earlier

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What kind of self-respecting person doesn’t hate themself?

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The Bears are so good they can only play one quarter a game #bearsfootball #chicago #bears

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Stranger Things is even scarier this season now that they stop to shop at Target every 20 minutes

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@honeymoon250 Death

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I wish I could get mugged just for the human contact

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Why do homeless people have more friends than me?

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I’m lonelier than a Urinal Zyn

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Tweeting with no following gives me the same vibe as therapy

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Biggest tell if you’re playing at an X-ray poker table is when they put the weighted vest on you

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When my Netflix recommends shows to me I watch them - just nice to know an algorithm is thinking about me

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Am I the only person who is embarrassed to eat in public?

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Is it still an inside joke if you’re the only person in on it?

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@Summerfest @MotleyCrue @amfam What happened to TBS?

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Getting down on Hell Let Loose watch me at https://t.co/330CSKQTWE

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I’m live on Twitch - Watch me at https://t.co/330CSKQTWE

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@MTGrepp Not sure how I feel about women making decisiones about their bodies - but as long as you have your husband or father’s approval first, I’ll allow it

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@JoshMankiewicz When your shampoo is over 3 oz

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Get in losers, Welcome to Jurassic Park