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A federal judge has ordered the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts to “immediately” remove Trump’s name from the building – and also cancel an upcoming production of “Fiddler on the Roof of the Trump Tower.”
Mass. Gov. Maura Healey said, while she’s “disgusted” by Maine senate candidate Graham Platner’s “behavior and antics,” she still supports him over Susan Collins. Collins immediately asked, “You mean all this time I could’ve been sexting people?”
The musical lineup for Trump’s “Freedom 250” concert series keeps shrinking with two-thirds of the musical acts dropping out. Even the has-beens are now saying “never will.”
The entire 13-member Springfield, MA City Council held an in-person meeting for the first time since the pandemic. Number one on the agenda? Whether to end remote attendance. Said one skeptical member: “I’ve come to realize I do my best thinking in the nude.”
Trump said Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche “is doing a great job. Because he kept me out of jail for years.” So did Al Capone’s lawyer, “Easy Eddie” O’Hare,
The price of gas in Massachusetts has exceeded $4 a gallon – which probably explains why the most popular rental vehicle in this state is now the Toyota Rickshaw.
A life vest recovered from Titanic is on display at the Maine Mall in South Portland. Eventually, it will be tossed to the J.C. Penny store when it goes down for the final time.
A car crashed into a dental office in Davis Square, Somerville, Massachusetts. The driver crawled out of the wreckage, took a seat, was handed a magazine, and told the rescue squad would see him shortly.
Astronomers have discovered a “cosmic interstellar tunnel” linking our solar system to other stars. And the best part: It works with E-ZPass transponders.
A Mass man won the State Lottery grand prize after playing the same numbers for 10 years that were stuck in his head. He said he plans to celebrate by trying to remember his wife’s birthday.