The Polygamist Morman

I’m here for the goth bitches and nothin else

[The Polygamist Morman @Bennettzurn]

It’s gonna be a boat drivin, beer sippin, sun tan burnin, moped skurpin typa summer y’all

[The Polygamist Morman @Bennettzurn]

@Citibank your customer service is the worst. I’ve been trying to talk to a representative for 10 minutes now and your bot has me stuck in an infinite loop of no help.

[The Polygamist Morman @Bennettzurn]

Listening to unreleased playboy Carti while smoking a Cuban and drinking pappy van winkle.

[The Polygamist Morman @Bennettzurn]

@netflix can you let me use my Netflix please and stop deleting my tweets?!

[The Polygamist Morman @Bennettzurn]

If you can drink in limos you can drink in Ubers. Simple as that.

[The Polygamist Morman @Bennettzurn]

This is twitter

[The Polygamist Morman @Bennettzurn]

Fuck deal dash

[The Polygamist Morman @Bennettzurn]

A hotdog is just an American taco

[The Polygamist Morman @Bennettzurn]

Noise canceling headphones are dangerous cause you think you just ripped a silent fart but now everyone on the train is staring at you.

[The Polygamist Morman @Bennettzurn]

This man didn’t know what he was starting when he posted this. Society thanks you andy.

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

me after 1 double rum and diet

[The Polygamist Morman @Bennettzurn]

Waiting for a text I’m never gonna get :/

[The Polygamist Morman @Bennettzurn]

Alcohol is my downfall.

[Culture @CultureHOF]

thoughts?

[The Polygamist Morman @Bennettzurn]

The creator is Tito’s vodka is literally
Tito Beveridge. Enjoy.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Such a Charlie sheen kinda day. Hold the aids

[The Polygamist Morman @Bennettzurn]

Emily, you’re not a “crack head”, you’re just schizophrenic.

[The Polygamist Morman @Bennettzurn]

Grown men who wear hats backwards are just weird.

[The Polygamist Morman @Bennettzurn]

@thenateblum

[The Polygamist Morman @Bennettzurn]

If you cheated in thumbs up in elementary school, I hope you have a terrible week.

[The Polygamist Morman @Bennettzurn]

Little background story: i searched relentlessly on every app for this video for a week straight to the point that I thought it was made up but then accidentally stumbled upon it today.
Im not a schitzo.