Ben Houghton

[Ben Houghton @Bennih88]

@HullAreYou He's shite, thinks he's above taking the ball in these days. Definitely Super Leagues most overrated player ever. Because you had all the ex-Saints pricks as pundits and they licked his arsehole. Wank.

[Ben Houghton @Bennih88]

@SY4KIRU http://t.co/Evw4djR0VM

[Ben Houghton @Bennih88]

@EmilyChriscoli whos organised this? Im at Parklife until 11pm but sure I will be back into town after! Will catch up soon anyway :) x

[Ben Houghton @Bennih88]

@EmilyChriscoli Fit arnt I? Haha youre looking good yourself! If youre on about Friday then yeah :)

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

God killed nearly 3 million people according to the Bible – Satan killed 10.

[Crosfields Rugby @CrosfieldsRugby]

Fancy a tea time pint on a Friday after work? Crosfields now opens at 4.30pm on a Friday, pop in for a cold one and say HELLO to the weekend

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

To those who insist @KimKardashian has no talent, I present Exhibit 1 > http://t.co/bmr5wmJwcK

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Department stores keep their perfume section near the front of the store because in the Old West, horses pooped on the street.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Pilots and co-pilots always eat different meals because it is unlikely that they’d both get food poisoning.

[Ben Houghton @Bennih88]

When you bring your keeper out on FIFA to lure your opponent into making a useless chipped shot... http://t.co/drfGvj8chv" @_LiamWoods_

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

Another great European night under the lights at old Trafford...amazing support & atmosphere! Thank u!! Roll on Wednesday !!

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

Great atmosphere in Old Trafford!!! Thanks again for your incredible support! You're the best. Look forward to 2nd leg. #MUFC

[Ben Houghton @Bennih88]

"@ThevPBrothers: THEYVE LOST MY SUITCASE - R" unlucky!

[Patriotic Manc @John27mufc]

Robben's heat-map tonight #mufc #MUFCBAYERN

[Patriotic Manc @John27mufc]

United Mosaic!!! http://t.co/buvv6XlRZH #mufc