DepressionKitty 🇵🇸

Software Engineer | independent

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This is so accurate 😂

[Finals J Dub @FinalsJDub]

We deadass need to nuke livestream services and bring PBS back to its former glory

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

One thing about public transport is that you can literally miss your train by 30 seconds and now you’re 30 minutes late to work.

[Corgi4Joy @Corgi4joy]

So when everyone is bearish - go bullish

We are sitting at a pivot point from MAY 2026 that can force us to go higher.
$QQQ 684

If we lose the 100 ema on $QQQ then go short

Short Oil $USO $CVX $XOM $USO
Whatever you think will happen, it won't happen. The market is relentless.

$SPY $SPX

[Soda @fredsoda]

it’s kinda neat that the irreversible decline of american hegemony is for the most part a background event

[grace @raresblvd]

yall don’t have to love selena gomez but let’s acknowledge that she came into a saturated beauty market and actually did something to make it better instead of being just another celebrity beauty brand

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

saw the odyssey last night. great movie but all I could focus on was everyone’s race and gender

[🏴‍☠️ @calvinfroedge]

Hope this helps

[Dude 外人 🌲 @RambleMan51]

Dutch incels be like “Women expect every man to be 7 feet tall and make over 7 figures, it’s insane”

[Corgi4Joy @Corgi4joy]

Make sure to check your health often.

[🏴‍☠️ @calvinfroedge]

Jesus christ man

[brent___x @brentmichaelcox]

Starting to think everybody’s obsession with getting weirdly jacked is sublimated anxiety over the coming collapse of civilization (wildly negligent approach to climate change, global inequality, &c). It’s like everyone is preparing for war.

[mikayla @honeyNonABG]

This is supposed to be a meme that counters the opposite genders original meme but interestingly enough this actually does happen.

Women, starting in their mid 20 and 30s, actually do have to politely reject 18 and 21 year olds.

And if you were actually feeling up for it, a 20 year old would actually relationship you.

Most women would brush it off.

I have a relative who was 30 and got into a relationship with a 20 year old guy. She pushed him away so many times. He stayed. They were together 20 years.

This happens to women irl more commonly than it happens for men. For men, they have to be rich.

[DepressionKitty 🇵🇸 @BenniseLider]

manners make it (wo)man

[FlickHub @Flick__Hub]

Tom Holland reveals how Americas/New Yorkers talk to each other disrespectfully unlike the Englands who are very respectful

Tom Holland: One of the things I find really difficult is a lot of Americans, New Yorkers especially, when they're ordering food, it's very different to how we order food. In England, it says, "Please may I have the burger with number two, thank you so much, please, let me thank you, thank you, thank you." And in America, it's totally fine to be like, "I'll have the number two" and just leave it at that.
Amy Poehler: Especially on the East Coast.

Tom Holland: Totally. And I would be doing scenes and my dialect coach would come in and be like, "Stop saying please."

Amy Poehler: Ooh!

Tom Holland: Like, a kid from New York's not going to say please if you're asking for a burger. So I, you can see it, there's a moment in this movie where someone asks me for a coffee and I just go, "Sure." And even through the suit, you can see like, I'm like, "My dad is going to be so disappointed in me!"

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

To everyone asking why Iran is making LEGO videos… do you know the literacy rate in the United States???

[Softboy @softboywin]

dont ever help anyone you know get a job at your job... literally ever

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

american century of humiliation

[Soda @fredsoda]

it’s always hilarious how some government officials start speaking sense the moment they leave their positions of power

[Popstonox @Popstonox]

Hasan Piker turns 35 today.

He is now eligible to run for President.

[gabe @allgarbled]

Computer science people have developed an unintentional form of gatekeeping by virtue of being extremely bad at explaining/naming things, which results in simple concepts sounding far more complex than they are.