It’s not rocket science lads. Suns out. Padel. Couple scoops. Toke on a icey pine mazza. Mental health is good. In that order. Repeat steps 3 & 4 until your hearts content.
With all the stabbing happening right now it’s making me really nervous about the songs I play on my evening strolls, because how am I gonna explain to the lads at the pearly gates I was listening to ‘I’ll cover you’ from Rent when I was getting wetted up
Shrinking is such a strange concept to me. Like, how can the stuff all still kinda ‘be there’ but like, smaller… just bought a jumper and it’s shrunk I reckon.
Charlie Bigham should change his name to Charlie Bigman because he does some stellar tucker. Slow-cooked beef ragu with rigatoni? WHAT?! 👏 Pricey though geeza, relax on the coin maybe.
Whoever is in charge of taking the snaps of the models wearing the Salomon running vests needs investigating. You make the coolest looking vests appear so lame on the models wearing them. I will (maybe) buy one, model it, then send you a pic of me in it to use.
Best thing about being an adult is that on a random Thursday night doing nothing I can go and get meself a sweet chilli wrap and double cheeseburger from McDonald’s at 23:50 and not one of ya’s can say no.