Ben Taylor

water goes down the gullet nice and smooth

[Ben Taylor @BennjaminTaylor]

I could go for some Bob Ross actually.

[Ben Taylor @BennjaminTaylor]

It’s not rocket science lads. Suns out. Padel. Couple scoops. Toke on a icey pine mazza. Mental health is good. In that order. Repeat steps 3 & 4 until your hearts content.

[Football Away Days Club @AwayDaysClub_]

Dan Burn against Spain tiki-taka at the World Cup

[Alex Gilbey @agilbey8]

What a goal by me btw

[Toby Lock @Citizen_Toby]

What a day

[Ben Taylor @BennjaminTaylor]

With all the stabbing happening right now it’s making me really nervous about the songs I play on my evening strolls, because how am I gonna explain to the lads at the pearly gates I was listening to ‘I’ll cover you’ from Rent when I was getting wetted up

[Ben Taylor @BennjaminTaylor]

@Kurrco Where the jacket from?

[Ben Taylor @BennjaminTaylor]

@AvantiWestCoast Can you share some indication of when you think this might be fixed? Also put the aircon on this train, 100 degrees in here laaa.

[Ben Taylor @BennjaminTaylor]

Shrinking is such a strange concept to me. Like, how can the stuff all still kinda ‘be there’ but like, smaller… just bought a jumper and it’s shrunk I reckon.

[Ben Taylor @BennjaminTaylor]

How much are dishwashers and can someone come fit one in my flat within the next 20 mins? That would be a good service I’d pay for.

[Ben Taylor @BennjaminTaylor]

Charlie Bigham should change his name to Charlie Bigman because he does some stellar tucker. Slow-cooked beef ragu with rigatoni? WHAT?! 👏 Pricey though geeza, relax on the coin maybe.

[Ben Taylor @BennjaminTaylor]

Chocolate in egg form from a fridge with a cup of tea. Don’t think much tops that. Don’t think much tops that at all.

[B&S @_B___S]

first meeting

[Ben Taylor @BennjaminTaylor]

I’ve been watching Serena crip walk on repeat for well over 24 hours now.

[Ben Taylor @BennjaminTaylor]

Whoever is in charge of taking the snaps of the models wearing the Salomon running vests needs investigating. You make the coolest looking vests appear so lame on the models wearing them. I will (maybe) buy one, model it, then send you a pic of me in it to use.

[Ben Taylor @BennjaminTaylor]

What’s cost us this game is McGill in goal. I’m 5’ 6 and I’d do a better job 🤡 @MKDonsFC

[Ben Taylor @BennjaminTaylor]

I’ll say it. That darts presenter is just 👌🏻

[Ben Taylor @BennjaminTaylor]

@LouisaD__ What ya get?

[Ben Taylor @BennjaminTaylor]

Best thing about being an adult is that on a random Thursday night doing nothing I can go and get meself a sweet chilli wrap and double cheeseburger from McDonald’s at 23:50 and not one of ya’s can say no.

[Ben Taylor @BennjaminTaylor]

@jtaylor62 @LouisaD__ You guys suck.

[Ben Taylor @BennjaminTaylor]

I’ve decided I want to get a golden retriever puppy.