Ben Elias

I asked God why there was only one set of footprints in the sand...he responded it was because sand people always ride single file to hide their numbers

[Ben Elias @Benny517]

@NathanZegura The Orange Wedding... The Stefanski's send their regards

[Ken Carman @KenCarman]

Dolly Parton was an ambassador of what is good in human nature. Society will miss her, but hopefully remember the example she set. God speed to another queen.

[Ben Elias @Benny517]

@PFF_Fantasy Ladanian Tomlinson

[Ben Elias @Benny517]

@RedditCFB By tomorrow some judge will rule they are eligible to play in 2026

[Ben Elias @Benny517]

@DanMurphyESPN Until the next guy finds another random judge to grant a random injunction

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

We’ve obtained a picture from the self-governance meeting.

[Ben Elias @Benny517]

@SarksDaddy I agree with you, but everytime the NCAA tries to make a rule a random player finds one random judge who rules against it and it's immediately overturned

[Ben Elias @Benny517]

@TVietor08 0% chance

[Ben Elias @Benny517]

Notre Dame blogs and fanboys mobilize!

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Curt Cignetti on the Indiana-Notre Dame series being canceled:

"I’d like to play Notre Dame. They ought to come to our place twice, and we’ll go there once, since they’re not in a conference."

(via @BigTenNetwork)

https://t.co/smSx4OcplS

[21 WFMJ @21WFMJ]

Get ready, because one week from tonight, we’re kicking off our exciting 33rd season of the Overtime Report! Last year was a blast, with the 21 Sports team covering an incredible 270 games. This coming Friday, @DanaBalash21, @BrittBissell, @Cameron_Niemi, and their talented crew of photographers and interns are gearing up to hit the road and continue this amazing tradition! Don’t miss the action!🏈

[Ben Elias @Benny517]

Pretty rich coming from this dude

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"It's like these TV hosts who want to go viral every show. 'I'm going to do something crazy, I'm gonna go bonkers! Say all this incendiary stuff.' And the producers are like, no, no, just slow down" – Jason McIntyre

[Ben Elias @Benny517]

@ESPNCleveland Arn, Ollie, Tully & Flair to be the browns starter!!

[Anthony Lima @SportsBoyTony]

The best is that all the regular season talk is reduced to, “Who cares? Wake me up when the playoffs start.”

Then the playoffs happen and we hate on all the teams that don’t win the title along with all their best players lol

[Ben Elias @Benny517]

@2StripesCPD @Dubsco Ohh yeahhh here we go

[Ben Elias @Benny517]

@KevinOConnor The stinky Cavs who were in the eastern conference finals.

[Jordan Zirm @JordanZirm]

this is a just another reminder that using prediction markets as indicators of literally anything should come with jail time

[Ben Elias @Benny517]

Notre Dame figured this model out years ago

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

Texas' Steve Sarkisian: "If we beat Ohio State (last year), we're surely in much better place for the playoffs. If I don't play Ohio State & play Jones Jr. High, we're 10-2 & our losses are to Georgia & Florida & we're a playoff team."

[Chase Brown @chaseabrown__]

That goal was for Vosotros.

[Ben Elias @Benny517]

@GabeWasylko These are all so good!

[Ben Elias @Benny517]

@SpencerHolbrook No don't you see... Ryan Day's brother paid off the law firm to say that.

[Ben Elias @Benny517]

@OSUViDs Maurice Wells