šØDONE DEAL: 100 year old David Attenborough has put pen to paper and signed a 5 year deal with Chelsea.
Xabi Alonso said this is because he needs more experience in the team.
If Iām Belgium Iām refusing to play the game. You canāt change the rules because a fat orange paedophile tells you itās his tournament and he decides who plays. Utterly fucking ridiculous
Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.
āWhere is Vader today?ā
āHeās paying the Rebel Alliance $300 billion dollars after defeating them completely, every day for the last four months, sir.ā
Whether youāre an Arsenal fan or not this enormous parade was a wonderful example of what a multicultural society looks like.
The far right, Nigel Farage, Rupert Lowe & fascist Tommy Robinson wonāt like what they saw.
Love football, hate racism.
https://t.co/h9Hm7XOPjK
Eid Mubarak!
Today as we honor Prophet Ibrahim, Eid al-Adha reminds us that sacrifice is not a burden. It is an opportunity to see ourselves as part of something larger. To extend a hand to those who need it most.
I am honored to be New York City's first Muslim Mayor and I am determined to lead through solidarity. Together, we are working to ensure every New Yorker can afford the groceries, housing, and child care they need.
Our solidarity is our strength. Eid Saeed, New York.
Kepa Arrizabalaga on winning the league with Arsenal F.C.:
> āI won trophies at Chelsea, but this felt like real football again. At Arsenal, thereās an identity, thereās passion, thereās pressure every single week. You donāt just survive here ā you have to dominate.
The difference shocked me. At Chelsea, every season felt like starting from zero. New managers, new projects, excuses every month. At Arsenal, everybody was obsessed with one thing only: becoming champions.
And honestly? Winning the Premier League with Arsenal means more because people actually doubted this team. We didnāt buy success overnight. We built it. The atmosphere after we won the title⦠Iāve never experienced anything like it in my career.
I think some Chelsea fans are angry seeing former players succeed here now, but thatās football. Sometimes you leave chaos and find a real project somewhere else.ā
Arsenal supporters in Ethiopia turn victory into a community lifeline.Following Arsenal's Premier League title win, local fans organized an act of kindness to give back to the less fortunate.The group was filmed distributing essential food items to community membersā„ļø
I have tabled an EDM to congratulate Arsenal for winning the Premier League after 22 years.
Big thank you to all the staff behind the scenes: cleaners, coaches, caterers and all the faces we donāt know or see. The Premier League belongs to you all!
https://t.co/qY0DFdnZlK
Keir Starmer is currently jumping around Downing Street. Either Arsenal have won the league or someone's dug up some dirt on Andy Burnham... #kitileaks