Reverend Ben Solo 🌊🌊🌊

My name is Andrew Bernard. I was with a group called Dunder Mifflin

[Reverend Ben Solo 🌊🌊🌊 @BennyMac92]

@JoeMande awesome show in Somerville last night! Thank you for entertaining my awkward hello outside the venue 😳

[Reverend Ben Solo 🌊🌊🌊 @BennyMac92]

You could be the only customer in line at chipotle and they somehow find a way to make you wait for 20 minutes

[Reverend Ben Solo 🌊🌊🌊 @BennyMac92]

Not me, not Hermione, YOU

[Reverend Ben Solo 🌊🌊🌊 @BennyMac92]

After finding out about the death of Milltown Mel, I also found out there’s more famous groundhogs than just Punxsutawney Phil…

[Reverend Ben Solo 🌊🌊🌊 @BennyMac92]

I don’t pop pills, I pop bubble wrap

[Reverend Ben Solo 🌊🌊🌊 @BennyMac92]

Best part of working in the office is when you’re using the solo bathroom and everybody walks up to the door and says “fuck” and walks away

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Montana man to @TuckerCarlson: “You are the worst human being known to mankind. I want you to know that.”

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[Reverend Ben Solo 🌊🌊🌊 @BennyMac92]

When cement is still wet, they should call it ground sauce.

[Reverend Ben Solo 🌊🌊🌊 @BennyMac92]

Chipotle probably takes the cake for absolute worst service in the world.

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

😂😂😂😂😂Did this really happen?!! #whenmeetandgreetgowrong

[Reverend Ben Solo 🌊🌊🌊 @BennyMac92]

Can’t believe I’m on the same side as someone from the Cheney family. What is happening

[Reverend Ben Solo 🌊🌊🌊 @BennyMac92]

I swear I can tell by the look of someone if they have a British accent

[Reverend Ben Solo 🌊🌊🌊 @BennyMac92]

@MarkDuplass CREEP 3 PLEASE

[Reverend Ben Solo 🌊🌊🌊 @BennyMac92]

@AuntieAnnes doesn’t need to do free pretzel day. In fact, they could hike up the price of their nugget cup to $20 and I would still buy. Auntie Anne’s does the lords work.

[Reverend Ben Solo 🌊🌊🌊 @BennyMac92]

It’s not a rock Marie, it’s a goddamn mineral.

[Reverend Ben Solo 🌊🌊🌊 @BennyMac92]

I was today years old when I found out the reason I get asked for money so much in the city is because I make eye contact with everyone.

[Reverend Ben Solo 🌊🌊🌊 @BennyMac92]

How am I supposed to dial the first 3 digits of my party’s first name if his name is Ed?

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FOR MY BIRTHDAY MY ONLY WISH IS FOR ALL THE JABRONIS ON THE EARTH TO GO FUCK THEMSELF

[Reverend Ben Solo 🌊🌊🌊 @BennyMac92]

@CauseWereGuys