Ben Mackowski

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Connor Allen @ConnorAllenNFL]

10/10, no notes

(H/T @taylorgraysen)

[goatofwallstreet.eth @GOATofWallSkree]

how long after sex is it appropriate to do a fantasy mock draft

[˖ ⭑ gigi . @fatalfang]

mentally ill people be like yeah i love final fantasy

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

I think women should decide what to do with Mitch McConnell's body since he decided what to do with theirs.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

"I have to steal the Declaration of Independence because there's a treasure map on the back" is objectively the best plot ever for a movie. We're not going to be able to top that.

[Bridget @realityreacts]

what if Mitch McConnell is the 18th HG and that’s why no one has seen him 👀👀👀 #bb28

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Nurses at Mitch McConnell's hospital bedside say they've yelled into his ears, "There's a Black president trying to fill a Supreme Court vacancy!" and he didn't stir at all.

[levi @cordhorse]

People of color? like Roy G Biv?

[🔥 @drakediaztwine]

250 years ago today, Cirie Fields invented the United States of America

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[julie @juliesacunt]

Holy fucking shit. She was in heaven. She was in heaven and they tore her out. I’m going to cry. They thought they were saving her. She was in HEAVEN

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

DAN JUST WENT 82-0 ON HIS FIRST EVER ATTEMPT!

[Ben Mackowski @BensAwesomeness]

@FFBSpelunker @SleeperHQ I played about 50 times, i got the jets more often than Cinci, Tennesse, and the Bears combined.

It's absolutely not random

[Mike Bloom @AMikeBloomType]

Oh my god #Survivor50

[mels ✌️ @MotownMels]

wow a detroit team who were fighting for the top spot in their playoff push hit a small slump before a player makes a public political gesture and the team falls off while everyone around us seems to improve. only happened 3 times in the past year

[project hail leo 💫 @muppetgosling]

i really hope project hail mary’s success leads to more puppetry in movies again

[ada @leadaal]

it just proves that ryan gosling has great chemistry with either a stone or a rock