Ben Roethlisberger

[Ben Roethlisberger @BensRifle]

At least if we win the Super Bowl I can pop and lock at the club #SteelersNation #Roethlisberger

[Ben Roethlisberger @BensRifle]

Edwin McCain was only wrong about the crying part #SteelersNation #Roethlisberger

[Ben Roethlisberger @BensRifle]

I gave my team the cold shoulder #SteelersNation

[Ben Roethlisberger @BensRifle]

Wow, I've never given myself a stranger before. This actually feels pretty good. #Roethlisberger

[Ben Roethlisberger @BensRifle]

I've passed kidney stones for more yards than I've thrown today #PITvsCIN #SteelersNation

[Ben Roethlisberger @BensRifle]

My rifle hasn't misfired like this since Dick Cheney's quail hunt #steelers

[Ben Roethlisberger @BensRifle]

My shoulders cliquier than the Kardashian family #PITvsCIN #Roethlisberger

[Ben Roethlisberger @BensRifle]

I haven't seen a joint this dysfunctional since I celebrated my rookie contract at the Spearmint Rhino

[Ben Roethlisberger @BensRifle]

Can you tie em' in a knot can you tie em' in a bow, can you throw em' over your shoulder like a continen.....fuck this hurts #PitVsCin

[Ben Roethlisberger @BensRifle]

I haven't seen a strain like this since the H1N1 virus #bigben #steelers

[Ben Roethlisberger @BensRifle]

I haven't seen a cast this big since Oceans Eleven #Roethlisberger