Pimp of Babylon

shinchan wearing a batman armor

[Akshay @reticentdelhite]

Visited a farmer's market in Noida.

Couldn't find any DJ, unlike Bangalore's market.

On the brighter side, a fellow was upskilling the farmers to say all prices in 'bucks' so they could compete with the Bangalore farmer corp.

[✵ @ffssanie]

m*yank aust*n soofi be cosplaying imtiaz ali too much lol… I wonder if they’ve ever met

[Pimp of Babylon @Bensemol]

Bhagwaan mahine mein ek weekend aisa de diya karo jiska monday na aaye

[periwinkle @inthezonexxx]

Why is sex not naturally pregnancy-off by default and manually turned on. Terrible UX.

[Pimp of Babylon @Bensemol]

@Shinosuke_ji Iski behene hot thi

[isHaHaHa @hajarkagalwa]

Set Wet hair Minoxidil era:
Gel era:

[Pimp of Babylon @Bensemol]

@sunsetwalkwithu When?????

[Pimp of Babylon @Bensemol]

On a very different note, just realised ki meri cheapest date bhi 370 rs mein nahi hui hai

[Pimp of Babylon @Bensemol]

@sunsetwalkwithu Job?

[Pimp of Babylon @Bensemol]

@VegBiryanIndiaN Aap ismein boy ho ya girl

[zynzl @zynzl_]

Bigger than you = roids

Richer than you = daddies money

Smarter than you = nerd

Never stop the cope

[तेल-ए-prompter @AnimeshA38055]

Surgeons collapsed after a 27-hour surgery to remove ethanol from Gadkari’s rectum.

[Pimp of Babylon @Bensemol]

The existence of shea butter implies the existence of sunni butter

[Pimp of Babylon @Bensemol]

@friskyanalyst True

[Pimp of Babylon @Bensemol]

Perks of being the producer

[Akhil @Akhil17___]

Dhamaal was always about those four broke friends chasing money. It was always about those OG characters and the chemistry they shared. Kinda hate the fact that Ajay Devgn entered the franchise and became the face of it.

[Pimp of Babylon @Bensemol]

Or me and my flatmate cooking dinners for his friend group(3 women) when they were shifting places

[Pimp of Babylon @Bensemol]

Me who sometimes cooked for my friend and all her flatmates when they asked. Not everything is a big deal

[Luna ♀ ♋ @LunaM656]

@okaymariyah @chickenichameli Borrrrrrring. Show me a man 'being kind' and cooking for a bunch of women for once

[Pimp of Babylon @Bensemol]

@Adhvikaapsps Did you try saying aap sundar ho?

[Pimp of Babylon @Bensemol]

@Chandra_gupt7 Kiska?