Ben’s Helpful Tips

Helpful tips you didn’t ask for.

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“Never invest in something that doesn’t pay dividends” -Ben Borgman

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Nothings free. There is always an opportunity cost.

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Caffeine withdrawal sucks.

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Grow up.

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Don’t jump off a bridge just because of a bad test score.

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Get more than two hours of sleep.

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Don’t skip class.

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When a girl says, “Hey, I want to see your house.” That’s not what she means.

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Bag all your items at self checkout in Walmart or they are required to check you...

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What’s the worst a girl could say when asking if they wanted to go on a date? Answer- “You’re a f***ing retard, go away.”

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Don’t eat Tide Pods.

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“High School Never Ends” by Bowling for Soup.

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Don’t drop your phone in the pool.

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Don’t let your parked car get hit.

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Don’t run from the cops.

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Don’t get a F on a big assignment, it hurts your grade.

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Eat at least 3 meals a day.

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Don’t buy into Valentines Day... It’s a cash grab...

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On a multiple choice test never guess D.

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Don’t slip and fall on ice.