Bensons Coffee Crew

Tweets from the grumpy men at Benson's in Balaton MN.

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Already looking forward to the mail being delivered tomorrow!

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I put the same amount of salt on my driveway as I do on my fries. A lot.

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Got two injections today: Covid vaccine and coffee right into my veins! #NoTip

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You guys see Days Of Our Lives today? If you did, don't spoil it...recorded it on VHS.

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Tip? You want a tip? Stay 6 feet away from me. #CovidCoffeeClub

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Treated myself with a packet of fig newton's today.

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Zoom was my nickname in the 50's.

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Quarantined myself. Not because of Covid but because I'm too crabby to go on.

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Dang kids runnin around ferrell. I'll give a medallion...with my foot! #FunFest

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Overheard some snot-nosed kid talking about something called "game of thrones". My favorite game on the throne is candy crush. #pooping

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Time for the local news! How else will I know what the weather will be like tomorrow?

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Petition to open Benson's at 3 am. When people are actually awake and ready to drink coffee!!! By 6 am, I'm preparing for dinner!

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That can't be right. You must have charged me double.

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Hang on, writing a check for $3.74 at the register.

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I'm talking to every person I see today about this weather. I just can't believe it!

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Pretty foggy this morning. I can barely see over the steering wheel the way it is...not to mention I'm legally blind in one eye. #Driving

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Have you guys seen the price of a soda pop now? I've paid less for a car in the 40's out in a barn over 'er by Current Lake.

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How about this weather?

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A yellow ghost on my phone just sent me a video of a concert. What is happening...

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It's raining, it's pouring and this old man is about to be snoring! #zzzz