Ben stein

Someone told me I was funny once and I’ve been riding that high ever since

[Ben stein @Benstein37]

I am dropping out of school to become an ambassador. @STAYCOOLNYC

[Ben stein @Benstein37]

I get more texts when the Celtics season ends than my birthday

[Ben stein @Benstein37]

One key bump later

[Ben stein @Benstein37]

They just pulled this man straight outta bed no chance he’s got pants on

[Ben stein @Benstein37]

The one guy who survived the saw trap talking about how great Jigsaw is

[Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷 @marcorandazza]

When i got cancer, united healthcare made me pay $7,500 out of pocket, and all those greedy bastards did was cover the rest of the $250,000+ bill. All i got out of the deal was my life.

[Ben stein @Benstein37]

They would not be able to make Ted the tv show today

[Ben stein @Benstein37]

Added the bar part so ppl know I’m cool and go out

[Ben stein @Benstein37]

At the bar trying to figure out if an ominous tweet is about the clippers or Drake rn

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

Today we celebrate an absolute LEGEND as he puts the finishing touches on a 43 year run ☘️🎙️

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

Of course racism doesn’t “make sense” in general, but I’m really confused about the outpouring of racism in response to this harbor accident which had absolutely nothing to do with the Mayor of Baltimore.

[Ben stein @Benstein37]

Taking a shot before going into Home Depot pretending to know this shit

[Ben stein @Benstein37]

@MarveIFacts https://t.co/u3Ete4VSQO

[ZKun33 @ZaneKun33]

@batsdune

[Ben stein @Benstein37]

can’t believe they made the dune bucket into a 3 hour movie

[Ben stein @Benstein37]

call me deressed the way I’m pushing p

[Ben stein @Benstein37]

im ab to say a joke that would’ve so hit so hard 2 years ago

[Ben stein @Benstein37]

the cool thing about ipa’s is that even when they’re stale they still taste terrible

[Badger Barstool @badgerbarstool]

Not a great game by any means but that was one of the most horrendous displays of officiating in a very long time

[Ben stein @Benstein37]

i am being shadow banned

[Ben stein @Benstein37]

“now I’m not pc so let me ask” - my dad before saying the most sexist thing imaginable

[Ben stein @Benstein37]

doesn’t explain the tension he had with that lizard

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Disney Channel star Karan Brar comes out as bisexual in powerful personal essay about his struggles with mental health and embracing his identity.

[Ben stein @Benstein37]

@PuckReportNHL motherf***er contract clause