Jack ⟹ parody.

❝𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲: Jαƈƙ, Cσƙҽ, Wԋιʂƙҽყ & Rυɱ. 6’1❞ ☆ ⥤ ⥤𝕀’𝕝𝕝 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕞𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤.⥢ ⥢ ➜PARODY➜MDNI ͟͟͞͞➳∞

[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

𝓜𝓪𝔂𝓫𝓮 𝓲𝓽'𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓻 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽… 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝓶𝓪 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓿𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓸𝓷 𝓶𝔂 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓭.

Lover, Songwriter, Rockstar.

> Original Character.
Pansexual. Ships w/chem. <
> Mirrored replies.
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[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

Mm, figures.

[Madam President. (Parody) @BrazenPresident]

I know you would, baby.

[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

Careful, I might like that.

[Madam President. (Parody) @BrazenPresident]

[@BentJackNCoke.]

[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

— little blondes hand in her own and leading her out of her dressing room, down the corridor and out the back entrance to her ride.

[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

“Alright, my lift is ready and waitin’ so let’s head out the back door and head to mine. I’ll order the food on the way.” Jack gave the younger woman a wink, signalled to her assistant to pick up the gifts from Lilith and bring them with.

“Let’s go.” she said, taking the
—

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

Everything about Jack made the younger woman melt where she stood, expressing softening impossibly further at the dopey grin she got.

“Mm… pizza sounds good. As long as we can get garlic bread and sauce.” Matching with her own cheeky little smirk, Lilith tugged the rockstar —

[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

Mm, sure you were.

Jack was teasing of course.

[ᴇᴠᴇʟʏɴ ᴋʟᴇɪɴ ‹ Parody › @AstuteSecretary]

Always such a charmer, rockstar.
I was referring to 𝑦𝑜𝑢.

[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

I know, I’m looking at one of them.

[ᴇᴠᴇʟʏɴ ᴋʟᴇɪɴ ‹ Parody › @AstuteSecretary]

𝒮𝓌𝑜𝑜𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔.

There are so many beautiful women around. Goodness.

[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

— gave Lilith a dopey grin as after she spoke, Jack was sometimes very awkward… especially with pretty women that she actually liked.

[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

“Well, I am keen for a night in, maybe a few drinks and a movie? We could make popcorn?” Jack paused for a moment, pondering.

“Do you like pizza? Because I could go me a decent sized pizza, it’s been a hell of a long day little lady, I reckon I could eat a whole one.” she
—

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

“Well, it’s the least I could do. I was so excited when you said you wanted to see me tonight that I only did one set and work and stopped by the shops before heading straight here.”

Lilith was awestruck every time she saw Jack, eyes sparkling as she gazed up at the much —

[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

— evening hmm?”

[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

“Ah, perfect gifts… much appreciated little lady. I can say it’s been more than a hot minute since someone had given me flowers.” Jack gave Lilith a a genuine smile, she was telling the truth, the last time someone gave her flowers was way back in school.

“And chocolate…
—

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

A few hours later, Lilith showed up after a set at her job. She didn't exactly need the money, but it meant she showed up with two bouquets of flowers, chocolate, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and takeaway.

When she saw her friend she handed over one of the bouquets, pressing a —

[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

— my, my you went all out didn’t you?” She took the gifts and placed them down on her coffee table before pulling the little blonde into her arms, tilting her chin up with her right hand and giving her a soft kiss on the forehead.

“Now, what would you like to do this
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[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

See you later sugar.

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

Yes, Daddy.

[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

Drop by after rehearsal tonight then, Kara will tell you where to find me.

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

So very open.

[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

That depends, how open are you to either darlin’?

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

I… well I’m open to either.

Are you offering?

[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

You’ll find that it is actually spelled
D a d d y.

[Lilith. •Parody• @SERAPHlCBRAT]

Daydreaming about calling an older woman 'Mommy'.

[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

“Sure.” Jack smiled, passing her the suite phone.

“I’ll have whatever you’re having, plus a couple of house beers.” she nodded, selecting her player as she spoke.

“I get the feeling you could whoop my ass at any game.”

[ᴇᴠᴇʟʏɴ ᴋʟᴇɪɴ ‹ Parody › @AstuteSecretary]

“I was fully prepared to beat you regardless of how good you were at the game, Jack. I am… fairly confident in my abilities.”

The assistant allowed a smirk to tug at her lips for nothing more than a moment, eyes twinkling as she gazed over at her. “Oh, food. Should —

[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

“Curiosity mostly.” Jack replied, making herself comfortable on the couch.

“Fair warning, I absolutely suck at new Mario kart, I was not over exaggerating. Drinking usually helps with most games, however not with this one.”

[ᴇᴠᴇʟʏɴ ᴋʟᴇɪɴ ‹ Parody › @AstuteSecretary]

“Never considered it, honestly. Corporate drones pay the best and I’m pretty used to them by now. Why do you ask?”

The woman clicked through to start the game, clicking her heels off gently so she could sit with her feet underneath her, half curled up on the woman’s couch.

[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

— “Or is your preference politicians?”

[Jack ⟹ parody. @BentJackNCoke]

“I absolutely do, and a decent pay is important. You…” Jack sat down on the couch next to the brunette.

“Haven’t thought of perhaps being an assistant to someone other than a corporate drone have you?” she said as she took the controller.

—

[ᴇᴠᴇʟʏɴ ᴋʟᴇɪɴ ‹ Parody › @AstuteSecretary]

“It isn the most thrilling work, and I’d take something quicker pace but I like the pay. Maybe I should try stripping.” The assistant shrugged, eyes lighting up at the mention of a switch.

“Still haven’t been able to justify getting one even though I have more than enough —