Ben

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer -Bruce Lee, maybe.

[Ben @BenthemanJacobs]

Why did we call them vets when we could have called them dogtors.

[ThiccTeddy @ThiccTeddy]

Found a potential banger mfers

[Ben @BenthemanJacobs]

Go Titans :)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🤘 The Illuminaughty 🤘

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Many exciting things will be unveiled on Battery Day 9/22 ⚡️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

New Tesla feature coming that enables your car to play snake jazz or Polynesian elevator music through its outside speakers wherever you go

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🐍🎷

[Ben @BenthemanJacobs]

Man living on Park Ave in Rochester has been one of the best/worst experiences of my young hot life.

[Ben @BenthemanJacobs]

The girl I found cheating on me with a convicted pedofile won’t stop harassing me online, has been stalking me and threatening me constantly all because she doesn’t want to pay me back a security deposit. Some people just can’t let go of the past.

[Meg Record @megan_record]

Today I told a guest to put his mask on and he responded with, “Are you going to arrest me if I don’t?” Then rambled for 10 minutes about how this is all fake.
Here’s your weekly reminder that industry workers don’t give a shit if you diagree with SCIENCE

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

kinda messed up that middle schools would host field trips that were like $4000 to DC or whatever and all the poor kids just....couldn’t go......

[Ben @BenthemanJacobs]

Don’t really sleep anymore. Most nights I stare at my phones lock screen hoping my brother will call me one more time. I’d trade anything to be able to talk to him one time and know he’s okay.

[Dash (IG:QCMedia___) @JROD813]

Meanwhile in Da O...I guess he thought since he was gay he ain’t have no hands...welp 😓

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

69 days after 4/20 again haha

[madison @madz1426]

“I have a breathing problem” lol wear a mask karen 🥰