Elise B

she/her | ancient historian | can't be trusted with knives, not homicidal just clumsy

[misha! 𓏲ּ𝄢 @greynovember019]

fresh out the slammer I know who my first call will be to

[Jonathan Fine @jonathanbfine]

Study the humanities. Understand what the fuck is going on around you.

[Brittany. @artistfuly]

“i’d die for you” “i’d kill for you” ok but would you remember my favourite Euripides tragedy? Listen to me talk about ancient women? Support me when I struggle with my Latin translations?

[David, Historian Martial Artist🥊 @DavidLeftyMA]

Kurt Vonnegut said “We’ll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective” and damn if that isn't exactly how this is all playing out

[Tomer Bennet Renard 📚 ✍🏼 🪴 @RenardReads]

The same people who mocked English and humanities degrees as "unserious" or "easy" compared to STEM or business degrees are now making posts about how they need ChatGPT to "translate" classic novels into "modern English."

[Elise B @BentonElise]

@ineverfeltyoung No idea what’s going on but I’m scared

[Elise B @BentonElise]

@ineverfeltyoung Is the reason you always use the same pic is that… you only have one picture of the person whose cult you’re in charge of?

[🪬 chloe 🪬 @romainxlettuce]

“What radicalized you” — idk empathy apparently

[AK @sunsetmusk]

nobody warns you how quickly you go from 18 to 25

[Elise B @BentonElise]

@ineverfeltyoung Saw this news and immediately thought of you. Thoughts and prayers

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Academia isn’t about fame, or money, or approval. It’s about downloading as many pdfs as you can before you die

[Elise B @BentonElise]

loved that my mom called today just to gossip about the neighbors. Katherine has her finger on the pulse of the neighborhood

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Writing is too easy! You just type a sentence, take a break, google a synonym for a word, take a break, try to write another sentence, complain about fatigue, then delete everything

[Elise B @BentonElise]

@ineverfeltyoung BABE WHAT

[Elise B @BentonElise]

It is once again my end of term bitch about Microsoft word. Why won’t it let me indent some of my paragraphs? Why does the pages jump around when I write? I wish my uni used Google and stop being pretentious

[Elise B @BentonElise]

Not sure if I wanna cry in despair or break my laptop with a brick. Maybe both, both is good

[Elise B @BentonElise]

@ineverfeltyoung You’re right, I was warned

[bring heifer back @__itsniaj]

You don’t need anything from target. Go to a museum instead. You just want to look at stuff.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i feel like i would’ve crushed it in ancient greece….yayyyy buying olive oil yayyyy walking to the agora yayyyy sleeping with my hot neighbor because both our shithead husbands died at sea yayyyy pouring out wine for a goddess so she doesn’t turn me into a spider