Benadryl Muncher

[Benadryl Muncher @BenyMuncher]

@MorganPaidman Gotta expect people to be stupid big dog, I have to read messages 4 times before and think of any possible way someone could get confused

[Benadryl Muncher @BenyMuncher]

@MorganPaidman Bruh they’re charging $100 now

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@MorganPaidman Hate to break it to you bro… you gotta bend your back to do a cartwheel

[Benadryl Muncher @BenyMuncher]

@daisycodone Nah bc if it was a 15 year old boy he would’ve sent water they asked

[Benadryl Muncher @BenyMuncher]

@MorganPaidman 3,000 fps actually

[Benadryl Muncher @BenyMuncher]

@MorganPaidman Can they make a size 15 wide heeleys

[Benadryl Muncher @BenyMuncher]

@DonutOperator @MayorFrey @Jacob_Frey (Shows the worst angle possible to justify this bullshit) multiple angles from 10ft away and crystal clear show the officer stepping out of the way and not getting hit by the car

[Benadryl Muncher @BenyMuncher]

@MDudestache

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This is Joe Brady’s last week, what bookie wants to give me the odds??

[Benadryl Muncher @BenyMuncher]

Gabe got me sick

[Benadryl Muncher @BenyMuncher]

@MorganPaidman Nah bc fr fuck the Amish

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@MorganPaidman So they can charge you $30 for an adapter

[Benadryl Muncher @BenyMuncher]

@P4ST4M4Nx After grays you’ll be balding

[Benadryl Muncher @BenyMuncher]

@Nokisden

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What tf is he wearing😭😭

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Bills QB Josh Allen is signing with New Balance. Together, as outlined in a personal letter, Allen and New Balance are making a commitment to his hometown of Firebaugh, Calif., to ensure families have access to all community sports programs regardless of their ability to pay.

“I’m proud to share I’m joining the New Balance family, a brand that, like Firebaugh, is built on family, community and authenticity,” Allen said. “My parents, the greatest role models I can ask for, built their lives on those principles and raised my siblings and me the same way. So, when New Balance asked me to come on board, it felt like coming home.”

[Maggie Ray @maggierain76]

2024-09-04: White Male in Winder, GA — 4 dead
2024-06-21: White Male in Fordyce, AR — 4 dead
2023-10-25: White Male in Lewiston, ME — 18 dead
2023-04-10: White Male in Louisville, KY — 5 dead
2022-11-19: White Male in Colorado Springs, CO — 5 dead
2022-10-13: White Male in Raleigh, NC — 5 dead
2022-07-04: White Male in Highland Park, IL — 7 dead
2022-05-14: White Male in Buffalo, NY — 10 dead
2021-12-27: White Male in Denver, CO — 5 dead
2021-11-30: White Male in Oxford, MI — 4 dead
2021-05-09: White Male in Colorado Springs, CO — 7 dead
2021-04-15: White Male in Indianapolis, IN — 9 dead
2021-03-22: White Male in Boulder, CO — 10 dead
2021-03-16: White Male in Atlanta, GA — 8 dead
2020-11-20: White Male in Henderson, NV — 4 dead
2020-06-12: White Male in Valhermoso Springs, AL — 7 dead
2020-03-15: White Male in Springfield, MO — 5 dead
2020-02-26: White Male in Milwaukee, WI — 6 dead
2020-01-09: White Male in Seattle, WA — 1 dead
2019-11-14: White Male in Saugus, CA — 2 dead
2019-08-04: White Male in Dayton, OH — 9 dead
2019-08-03: White Male in El Paso, TX — 23 dead
2019-05-31: White Male in Virginia Beach, VA — 12 dead
2019-02-15: White Male in Aurora, IL — 5 dead
2018-12-31: White Male in Highlands Ranch, CO — 1 dead
2018-11-07: White Male in Thousand Oaks, CA — 12 dead
2018-09-12: White Male in Bakersfield, CA — 5 dead
2018-06-28: White Male in Annapolis, MD — 5 dead
2018-05-18: White Male in Santa Fe, TX — 10 dead
2018-02-14: White Male in Parkland, FL — 17 dead
2018-01-23: White Male in Benton, KY — 2 dead
2017-11-05: White Male in Sutherland Springs, TX — 25 dead
2017-10-01: White Male in Las Vegas, NV — 60 dead
2017-06-14: White Male in Alexandria, VA — 0 dead
2017-06-08: White Male in Eaton Township, PA — 3 dead
2017-01-06: White Male in Fort Lauderdale, FL — 5 dead
2016-09-23: White Male in Burlington, WA — 5 dead
2016-01-27: White Male in Phoenix, AZ — 5 dead
2015-10-01: White Male in Roseburg, OR — 9 dead
2015-06-17: White Male in Charleston, SC — 9 dead
2014-10-24: White Male in Marysville, WA — 4 dead
2014-07-09: White Male in Spring, TX — 6 dead
2014-05-23: White Male in Isla Vista, CA — 6 dead
2014-04-02: White Male in Fort Hood, TX — 3 dead
2013-10-21: White Male in Nevada, TX — 5 dead
2013-09-16: White Male in Washington, DC — 12 dead
2013-06-07: White Male in Santa Monica, CA — 6 dead
2012-12-14: White Male in Sandy Hook, CT — 27 dead
2012-07-20: White Male in Aurora, CO — 12 dead
2012-02-27: White Male in Chardon, OH — 3 dead
2011-10-12: White Male in Seal Beach, CA — 8 dead
2011-01-08: White Male in Tucson, AZ — 6 dead
2009-03-29: White Male in Carthage, NC — 8 dead
2009-03-10: White Male in Geneva County, AL — 10 dead
2008-09-02: White Male in Alger, WA — 6 dead
2008-02-14: White Male in DeKalb, IL — 5 dead
2007-12-09: White Male in Colorado Springs, CO — 4 dead
2007-12-05: White Male in Omaha, NE — 8 dead
2007-10-07: White Male in Crandon, WI — 6 dead
2007-04-29: White Male in Moscow, ID — 3 dead
2006-10-02: White Male in Nickel Mines, PA — 5 dead
2006-09-29: White Male in Bailey, CO — 1 dead
2006-08-24: White Male in Essex, VT — 2 dead
2005-03-21: White Male in Red Lake, MN — 9 dead
2005-03-12: White Male in Brookfield, WI — 7 dead

[Benadryl Muncher @BenyMuncher]

@elonmusk My friend Taylor is there now, he’s going to do a better job

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@jerid_warren YOOOOO

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@P4ST4M4Nx @jerid_warren Facts, no humping allowed jerid