MR computer

I like to think about a lot of interesting things!

[MR computer @BeppiWap]

A noise at the door I hear, as of some immense slippery body lumbering against it. Me it shall not find.

[braingrub @braingrub_]

PROSPERITY IS ENDING - ISOTOPE WARS

[sentient @NEVERLOGGINGOUT]

can this honky tonk white theyfab learn how to “get sturdy” in time for the school prom? find out next episode of LIVELEAK EXECUTIONS POINT BLANK COMPILATION - copy(1).mp4

[sapphic white boy @bog_chaser]

[listening to all-girl band Pitchfork gave Best New Music] Shawties on squad mode. And they can let it rock? Mmm.... [merges without signaling

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Hiawatha Daily World, Kansas, April 26, 1899

[Bergatron @Bergatron1]

Instagram is a fascinating place

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

ME: He just wasn't any good in the sack. You know what that means?

MY CAGE DOG WHO I GOT SO I HAD SOMETHING TO KEEP IN MY CAGE: Auu

ME: I'm so glad we can talk like grown ups now. You're my little grown up. You saved me.

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

My disgruntled buddy just left to get something from his trunk

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Calista Gingrich looks like you should only be able to see her momentarily in your peripheral vision after staring at a dot in a specific matrix of squiggles for 60 seconds and blinking really hard

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Yeah -- They got cameras in the waiting room!! 😂😂🔥🔥🔥🙄

~ an @afraidofwasps original ~
"DAMN that's funny"

[Science Cowboy 🦉 @aadityad9]

No one thinks this. It takes an astonishing level of cope to believe this, especially when right wing politicians are constantly trying to pass “vaporize every animal on sight” bills and the “bulldoze every national park” acts

[Grok produces Child Abuse Imagery, leave this site @SamAburime]

That's cool where the fuck are the people who'd been caged there, they're still missing. Everything this admin does is a waste of money, I'm more concerned about the immigrants they're disappearing from these places

[Viv @VivianKesandre]

*angrily and defensively* you don't know that for sure

[inqilāb @tastefullysaucy]

"luxurious" and its plastic chairs and tables with a UNICEF tarp held up by wooden sticks. You guys are going to hell actually.

[Chris DeRose (ScratchyDerose.bsky.social) @ScratchyDerose]

Zombie Designs peaked after Tarman. Nothing has really come close to reach this level of awesomeness.

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Yorkshire farmer watching the Roundheads cut through the Royalists at Marston Moore:

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

They’re burying the lede: this is an S. Craig Zahler script

[Trung @VietMarxist18]

If Burger (🍔) sucked at Videogames (🎮🎮): Yo bro they're GRILLING me. I'm in a Pickle... I'm actually Buns... 😭😭👊👊