Beppy

Probably not gonna see me for a while, but if Twitter ever gets NEW new management I’ll come back.

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Yesterday I almost choked on a pot cookie while laughing at a gif and that is legit how I want to go out

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@markkochinski @HawleyMO

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@LoadShoota @WeedMubarak I thought THEY were the ones who became Panera around the same time Bagel & Bagel became Einstein Bros. Really dating myself here.

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@ac_ille @JamesMartinSJ Okay, I’ll bite. This is an old tweet by now, but my English major brain is curious - how does the change in sentence structure from edition to edition change the MEANING of this passage? How, in this context, is “don’t judge” different from “stop judging?”

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https://t.co/Fl8greP2Oa you know it’s been some kinda week when THIS is the song that makes you finally burst into tears. It was a beautiful ride, Grandma.

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@GregProops coming at my name AGAIN!! (These are just snippets of really sweet, heartwarming messages he sent to my friends, but those aren’t funny.)

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Oh shit, @greggrunberg spotting on SVU. Damn, #noyourecrying

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@BrainAblaze Coming back to work hearing shit like “ummm Beppy, sorry if I was staring before, it’s just you were like, foaming at the mouth, and it was, like, pink-“ I didn’t remember that part, Matt from IT, but thanks for sharing.

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@BrainAblaze I would so much rather streak through a crowd of strangers I never have to see again than so much as wear a bathing suit in front of my co-workers. (1/2)

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@b52761187 @HawleyMO What a jerk, you have such pretty eyes

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@HawleyMO Keep your running shoes on, my guy. We are so coming for your ass in 2024.

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“Grunberg Spotting” is a game my husband and I invented like 15 years ago, but it usually only applied to watching JJ Abrams projects.

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@greggrunberg sighting at my epilepsy center! I went l “omg Greg!” and the doctor thought I had seen a Greg I knew in real life.

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@jakelupardus Psst the cool kids are on Hive social. I managed to score “@beppy” there too!!

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@jakelupardus I’m not really supposed to be here, I just lurk

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Also I’m not deleting my account because you can pry this username from my cold dead hands.

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I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it.

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lol I have to put in a request to download my data

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We’ll meet again
Don’t know where
Don’t know when
But I know it’s probably gonna be on https://t.co/owK0jbNoZj

[Lisa Gilroy @TheLisaGilroy]

To my followers: do better

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@greggrunberg Hold up you were on CastleRock? Sometimes temporal lobe epilepsy is fun because I do NOT remember that and now a rewatch is just a regular watch!