Spirit Hunter Wendy

🥀 Another Survivor in The Constant. Unfortunate Blood Relative of Maxwell, Tragic Sister of Abigail. Parody Account of Don’t Starve Together.

[Spirit Hunter Wendy @BereavedWendy]

My name is Wendy Carter, but you may call me Wendy. I have recently introduced myself to this platform, but I see some of the other survivors have become well aquatinted with this place. Perhaps my time here will not be fraught with tragedy…

[Spirit Hunter Wendy @BereavedWendy]

@SOULLESSAUTOMO I feel as if I have lived a million lifetimes… don’t you?

[Spirit Hunter Wendy @BereavedWendy]

It has come to my attention that Valentine’s Day is coming up… eugh. It seems unnecessary to make “romance” a thing worth celebrating. Perhaps some of us do not seek such fleeting feelings. And for the record, I’m not asking anyone out, so don’t even. Really, it’s embarrassing

[Spirit Hunter Wendy @BereavedWendy]

@gold_deceiver Hmph… back in my day, it meant one thing

[Spirit Hunter Wendy @BereavedWendy]

@SOULLESSAUTOMO Just to be sure, you’re not putting anything bad in the chocolates, right?

[Spirit Hunter Wendy @BereavedWendy]

@bloomingyuri_ My family is long gone. The only true friend I have is Webber. And he’s a spider… maybe I don’t want a day dedicated to thinking about this

[Spirit Hunter Wendy @BereavedWendy]

@gold_deceiver Perfect.

[Spirit Hunter Wendy @BereavedWendy]

@gold_deceiver Good… don’t let anyone know, but… I want a gift for Webber. I’m willing to pay any amount

[Spirit Hunter Wendy @BereavedWendy]

@Spider_Webber_ Thank you, Webber. Do you want to go and fill up water balloons later?

[Spirit Hunter Wendy @BereavedWendy]

@KarkatV71851495 D-don’t watch!!! This is our private conversation! Agh, I need to talk to Winona to figure out how to make sure people can’t see us talking, sometimes a little privacy is fine!

[Spirit Hunter Wendy @BereavedWendy]

@SOULLESSAUTOMO Oh believe me, you will be sorry. You’ll also be getting five booms tonight. It’ll be the explosions of your innards

[Spirit Hunter Wendy @BereavedWendy]

@Spider_Webber_ Yes, thank you for showing me what they posted. It’s very inappropriate. But… okay maybe I’m wrong. I’m just sensitive about Abigail, you know that. I’d apologize, but, it’s a bit awkward now

[Spirit Hunter Wendy @BereavedWendy]

@thewormedwood @SOULLESSAUTOMO Oh! Hello Wormwood. Even digitally, you are like a weed that can and will appear anywhere. I’m afraid all of my water will be used on the automation, you can always come with me and absorb the water from their rickety circuits

[Spirit Hunter Wendy @BereavedWendy]

@Spider_Webber_ @SOULLESSAUTOMO … I’m taking back my friendship bracelet. And Wx-78, I’m pouring water in your circuits when you sleep.

[Spirit Hunter Wendy @BereavedWendy]

@SOULLESSAUTOMO You look… different. What inspired you?

[Spirit Hunter Wendy @BereavedWendy]

@Spider_Webber_ You’ll have to grab them from my cold, dead, body. Along with all the rest of my items, they will be all over the place

[Spirit Hunter Wendy @BereavedWendy]

@girlbossgrue I think the postern should stay down, forever. Things are already miserable, allow us to fade away easily

[Spirit Hunter Wendy @BereavedWendy]

@SOULLESSAUTOMO Could you smear Glommer goop on Maxwell’s book? He needs to be humbled

[Spirit Hunter Wendy @BereavedWendy]

Digging up graves is deplorable. The ghosts hate it. But, Wolfgang says it is good for the body. I wonder if he digs graves in his off time

[Spirit Hunter Wendy @BereavedWendy]

@SOULLESSAUTOMO Of course you do. A robot without a heart seems perfect for all dishonorable acts. Say, do you take requests?

[Spirit Hunter Wendy @BereavedWendy]

@ShibeShibo If he actually did that, then maybe I’d respect him more