Berkhamsted Cat

Feline leader of Berkhamsted & future ruler of Humans. Raging against the dying of the Right.

[The Alford Arms @alfordarmsHP1]

So! This weekend you'll find us with our marigolds giving the pub a good scrub down - ready for your arrival on the 22nd! #AlfordPhoenix

[Berkhamsted Cat @BerkhamstedCat]

Pussy cat pussy cat where have you been? I've been to Europe #brexikit

[Berkhamsted Cat @BerkhamstedCat]

@BerkoDucks @BerkoMoorhen @BerkoGeese @BerkoSquirrel
Mugs https://t.co/BJegl2sns1

[Berkhamsted Cat @BerkhamstedCat]

A perfect night for singing outside to my lady friends
#Catarotti
nessun dorma, nessun dooooorma!

[Berkhamsted Cat @BerkhamstedCat]

@MeredithHepner
That was my last experiment on altering a Dogs minuscule mind!
#FrankenWeimstein

[Berkhamsted Life @BerkoFacts]

On my way to Waitrose, where I shall be spending the day spitting at anyone that attempts to buy Welsh cakes

[Berkhamsted Cat @BerkhamstedCat]

@MeredithHepner Mmm! Your a dog lady! But I can still take over your home & the little doggie will become my minion & do my bidding as I pls

[Berkhamsted Cat @BerkhamstedCat]

Now who do I choose....?

[Berkhamsted Cat @BerkhamstedCat]

Decided I need a mad old cat lady who will take me in, pamper me & leave whole her estate to......ME!
#ukit headquarters

[Berkhamsted Cat @BerkhamstedCat]

@RichLJones But I would say she doesn't stroke me as well as you did!
#masterfullhands

[Berkhamsted Cat @BerkhamstedCat]

@RichLJones got a few friends round for a cuddle with pussy galore!

[Berkhamsted Cat @BerkhamstedCat]

@RichLJones
You should know, Cats never belong to you, we just choose a plaything until we find someone else who will feed & pamper one!

[EastwoodsBerkhamsted @Eastwoods15]

How about a nice leg of Saltmarsh lamb for your Sunday roast this weekend? Special Offer ½ Leg £13.95, Whole Leg £26!

[Berkhamsted Cat @BerkhamstedCat]

A little trip to Tring!
Now coming back again.
No place like home

[Berkhamsted Cat @BerkhamstedCat]

We will remember them. And I will be watching, waiting. https://t.co/7QoP2KhVJP

[The Gazette @TheGazette_news]

Death row for pets...
Safety campaign launched after 18 cats and one dog killed
http://t.co/k4vPHbDxah

[Berkhamsted Cat @BerkhamstedCat]

So a new species of Human has been discovered. Hemel Hempstead will now be a Mecca for anthropologists. #homohemelitis

[Berkhamsted Cat @BerkhamstedCat]

Appears Huxley was correct. https://t.co/0RWnAAL6pQ

[The Gazette @TheGazette_news]

Hemel Hempstead voted ‘happiest place to live in the South East’: Hemel Hempstead has been awarded the title o... http://t.co/eONtyT5A2e

[Berkhamsted Cat @BerkhamstedCat]

@Mr_Mike_Clarke @TheRiserBerko Of course we don't! We've spent years perfecting the HAARP machine. This isn't a Bond film!

[Berkhamsted Cat @BerkhamstedCat]

@TheRiserBerko Ukit is actually my junior wing. Education of the young is key. Like the Young Conservatives but with much better manners.

[Berkhamsted Cat @BerkhamstedCat]

In light of my proles being denied their right of worship. I shall be conducting an AMA for the next 60 minutes. #voteukat #askthecat