Bri Ryan

LDS. Cosmetology. Shot guns. Dirt roads. Brayden.

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Just found a snake in my backyard... ummmm. NOPE!

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Discovered that the dog climbs up the baby gate like a freaking cat today. So that's awesome.

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I'm not sure who snores louder... my husband or my dog.

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If Michelle cries one more time I might have to hunt her down. Holy moly. #Crybaby #BB18

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That's some serious nomination ceremony. #BB18 Yikes.

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I miss my nursery kids. Big kid church sucks. Haha

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Made pizza and breadsticka for dinner. How can I eat only the breadsticks and not be judged?

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Staring to feel like this house is never going to be finished and we're never going to move in and we will be homeless forever.

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Sometimes I should just walk out the door with uneven eyeliner because it's probably better than recreating Amy Winehouse.

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Obnoxiously hooked on Jane the Virgin. It's like a bad soap.

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I used to give my sister in law for wearing leggings as pants... but then I realized how comfy it is.

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When y'all move your head in the shampoo bowl, you're not actually helping me wash your hair. You're asking for water down your back.

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I only snore when I'm sick. And I've had a head cold for like the last month. And I'm pretty sure my Husband is going to kill me.

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I think not working on Monday makes up for working on Saturday.

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I do my 7th grade history teacher's hair, and sometimes I'm still not sure if I can call her by her first name.

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Guys, I know a real celebrity and we gossip every two weeks about the film industry.

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It's nice over here on 25th street doing nails. It's nicer to have all the backstage insider gossip about a TV show on air right now.

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My face when the two people after me are out of the tire place before me.

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Minus three cheers for having to get new tires.

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Three cheers for driving on winter tires for the last 5 years and surviving.